Did anyone else do what I did, and jump off a fairly torquey thing like a TDM 850, get on an
any think they knew how to ride it........?
2 hours after I bought it I drove 100 miles on Dual carraigeway, never above legal, down to Edinburgh, where some bitch, sorry, I mean lady friend, begged me for a run.....
No bastid in the shop told me what happens at 4500 RPM....
Drizzly rain............ EDZ bypass...... Intent on giving it BIG Handfull trying to impress, right, here we go off the roundabout.......
In second........ Listening to the engine, 'cos I don't do speedos, they take your eye off the road.....!
RRRRRrrrrrrmmmm
CHANGE,
RRRRRmmmm
pause...... (it's got a little flat spot!)
RRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMM AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHOLY FUCKINJEEEEEZUZZZZZ Back end was snaking like Kylie in that video with the gold shorts... I managed to get it back straight and continued for the next mile, breathing like Michael Jackson on a Cubs outing.....
Her reply as we slowed for the next roundabout.....?
"That was fun.... make it shimmy again........."
I dropped her off, drove home, and never called her again...
TSI
PS
When my wifes brother got a shot of the bike the day after he passed his test he was told 4 things........
1) It's damp......
2) This is unlike anything you have ridden before....
3) DO NOT TAKE IT ABOVE 4000 RPM IN THE FIRST THREE GEARS IN THIS WEATHER
4) Break it you buy it......
He ignored one...... Guess which one......
And came back 2 minutes later white as a ghost, puked, and has refused to get on it since......
Thinks it is a death trap!!! "More snakes than Medusa........"
This from a man who two years later drives an unfaired 1200 Bandit.......