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Postby BirdAddict » Fri Aug 08, 2003 11:35 am

Seems that as from 4pm today Taz will be returning to his old self...

Are you ready for the abuse... :?: :?: :?:
I can't wait...bring it on fur ball,.
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Postby Gizzit » Fri Aug 08, 2003 11:40 am

:shock: Here we go...... Image
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Postby swamp donkey » Fri Aug 08, 2003 1:22 pm

the holiday is over :(
we up we down we gone !!!
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Postby Captain » Fri Aug 08, 2003 1:50 pm

Does that mean he has had his "white vibrator" fixed, go round corners without "off roadin" and attempt to satisfy all our women, all whilst giving out a load of stick.

Bring it on! :D
Keep the black bits down, and the shiny bits up!

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Postby TazCBR1100XX » Sat Aug 09, 2003 12:38 am

1 minute past 4 - asked woman in Tesco car park for a fook - she said YES :???: Fargin hell - musta thought I was a fargin vicar or summat 8)

5 past 4 rolled into work just to tell them I was going home :wink:

20 to 5 - called little prick from village a dick head cuz he is one - he called me a wanker, but as I was towing a fookin trailer at the time, he got off with it - next time he gets slapped - HARD :)

1/4 to 5 - walked into garden, grabbed wifes goody bag - didn't get slap - :lol: must be my lucky day

5pm onwards - fixing fookin Punto - who wants to be a fookin mikinic cuz I fookin don't

1/4 to 10 - put Punto away in garage, went in house, had a few bevvies, had a bath, had a shag, had another shag

Pretty uneventful day really :(

But, there's always tomorrow ya set o twats :)
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Postby Bristle Hound » Sat Aug 09, 2003 9:49 pm

:clap: :stupid: lol
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Postby Shuggie » Sat Aug 09, 2003 11:24 pm

Phew, nice to have you back Taz. :D
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