IXXRA......The Home Of The Superblackbird

Apparently, and according to some of my mates working on the Scientific Oceanography Ship, The Twotanic, a rupture between the two Pacific ocean floor plates, due to hundreds of years of constant friction and tension building up, is expected sometime next Thursday. The resultant Tsunami is expected to cause widespread devastation on a global scale. Even more worrying is the prediction that the Tsunami will eventually "hit" the Solway Firth, late around Friday afternoon. Low lying areas including Motrowayswill be wiped out, with a great loss of life to so many Bank Holidaymakers being out for the Bank Holiday.... as far inland as Newcastleton. Me, I'll be orright Jack cos I'll be up behind fekkin Kielder 'bout then.

yep were all doooooomed!!

the deluge from north of the border is gonna be so great that the motorways will act like channels and wash the south away,

wo betide anyone using them,

you have been warned, move to higher ground now,

take as much tinned food and live stock as you can carry,

may the Lord have mercy on us

Not being one to ignore good advice.......I'm now camped out at Kielder as I write this shite, It's fookin freezin, but it does have the upside of no Midges I'll remain oop here till the sooonamy subsides