Read the fookin manual!!!!!

[barsteward]

For a couple of months now a friend of mine (cough!!) has had a problem with his Bird overheating. ( No! No! Gay Jay, not his wife, his bike). Just a couple of weeks ago the daft coont was stranded in the middle of nowhere when he ran out of coolant completely, fortunately for him a " Good Samaritan" happens along and had a full tool roll on his bike.
On this occasion the fookin dim whit managed to fill the cooling system from a nearby stream which sufficed until he got back from his holiday

Anyways, today my mate asked me if I would give him a hand sort it out and being at a loose end I said yes. We set about draining and flushing the system and then the plonka filled the system with some very fookin expensive coolant he had purchased so we started the bike and within 10 mins the very expensive coolant was being ejected onto the garage floor via the expansion tank breather.

"Right" says I "lets wait for it to cool and then check the rad for any air" sure enough there was an air pocket at the top of the radiator so fills it up and start the bike only to find that the very expensive coolant is once again pissin out the breather pipe

Scratching my head and looking down at the bike I just happened to say to him, "err, yer now when you had the radiator off during the winter"
"Yes" he says
"Well are you sure you got everything back right?"
"Oh yes, definitely" he says
So I decided to nip home and get the Haynes, checks the pipes on the filler cap side of the rad and traces one of the pipes back to the expansion tank.
The thick coont had only got them the wrong way round.

Bet he feels a right Tvat now, so if you not sure, always, always check the manual.

[Mister Majestik]

coooooooooooooooooooont,

[Akuji]

i hope ya smacked the daft tvat right in the kisser for being such a thick cnut

[jono49]

Bawhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

[Simmo]

This "mate" of yours must be a right Numpty take it he's a Northern fooker

[barsteward]

This "mate" of yours must be a right Numpty take it he's a Northern fooker

Nah, he's from Cheshire originally. Now you are talking thick coonts

[TRIPPO]

You no this mate of you'rs Les Wasn't you were it ya thick coooont

[T.Murphy aka Tim]

The mate in question is none other than fekkin Barsteward himself , ( yes, yes, there are some that may not have picked that one up)

The question about the pipes was asked when the stupid coont in the middle of nowhere dropped it out that he's had the rad off. Fook me "ya mate", I mean you really, really is a dense cnoot. Why the fook you attempt any self maintenance is totally beyond me.

Err, did you undo the drain plug and flush the system out before you refilled? Pound to a pinch of shite you didn't.

Fekkin useless Barsteward, totally fekkin useless....( your wife's words, not mine. Your wife is very astute)

Fook me Betty.

( Mind you, whoever filled the system up in the back of beyond shoulda checked the pipe connections at the time via his fekkin Smartphone and Desktop, while I was having a swim)