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Jokes from the Edinburgh fringe

Postby Coggy » Tue Aug 19, 2014 1:27 pm

Some of the finalists for funniest joke of the Fringe Festival 2014

"I've decided to sell my Hoover... well, it was just collecting dust" - Tim Vine.
"I've written a joke about a fat badger, but I couldn't fit it into my set" - Masai Graham.
"Always leave them wanting more, my uncle used to say to me. Which is why he lost his job in disaster relief" - Mark Watson.
"I was given some Sudoku toilet paper. It didn't work. You could only fill it in with number ones and number twos" - Bec Hill.
"I wanted to do a show about feminism. But my husband wouldn't let me" - Ria Lina.
"Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out, I bought myself a Happy Meal" - Paul F Taylor.
"Scotland had oil, but it's running out thanks to all that deep frying" - Scott Capurro.
"I've been married for 10 years, I haven't made a decision for seven" - Jason Cook.
"This show is about perception and perspective. But it depends how you look at it" - Felicity Ward.
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Re: Jokes from the Edinburgh fringe

Postby Mad Badger » Sat Aug 23, 2014 2:39 pm

Not keen on the second one. It's a bit Badgerist! :P
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