Apparently ...~~~

[Fatbert]

It's some coonts birthday - aged 60- but acts like 100 year old

Get pissed and try smiling - it'll fool people into thinking that you are actually still alive

Get yourself get an iPhone battery for ya birthday

[Simmo]

happy Birthday Tim have a good one

[aj]

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kinell.... 60 eh... serves you right....now the pain starts.... .. yes....wusserer than you have known up to know..

enjoy...

regards
aj

[Oldbull]

Didnt think you were the big 6 till next year mate... anyways best wishes an Ill get you a beer or two at the next meet...


fookin 60 scary innit

[daveb]

Happy Birthday Tim hope you have a good un matey
fooookin 60 foooooookin ell

[Akuji]

Have a good un ya old coont, yer zimmer awaits

[jono49]

Av a goodun old lad

[T.Murphy aka Tim]

Try writing something that's intelligible Fat Bert.

Oldbull, ya right mate...scarey as fook. Not a happy day at all for me. Very depressing.

[barsteward]

Try writing something that's intelligible Fat Bert.

Oldbull, ya right mate...scarey as fook. Not a happy day at all for me. Very depressing.

I'm mildly amused and quite happy, well at least as long as I don't have to look at your depressing mush
No good wishing you happy birthday either coz you obviously ain't happy

So I wish you a miserable paranoid android day

[MaXX2]

Happy Birthday pal from both of us (and Kay sends a hug AND a kiss!). And don't forget, you're exactly one day older than you were the day before. It's been happening the same way most of your life, so chill about it and squeeze some more in

All't best

Mick & Kay

[jono49]

Exactly..........So more rideouts!!!!!

[TRIPPO]

Happy birthday pal

If it's any consolation. .........you look fekkin older
So just think to yer self that your actually younger than you look and you will be fine

[smileymiley]

Happy buffday Tim

Ro Ro says she'll give you a big hug & a kiss

[Oldbull]

Oldbull, ya right mate...scarey as fook. Not a happy day at all for me. Very depressing.

Im 7 months behind you pal, worse luck

40th never bothered me at all... time
50th twinged a bit but never bothered too much.... time

60th next year .. already bothering me whats a p arty ??

[barsteward]

And when you get to 60 you start to get the travel itch and want to see the universe before your zimmer arrives........so Porta potty bought and I will hopefully be in Europe before Christmas Be back some time when the weathers better

Your all on the verge now

[T.Murphy aka Tim]

And when you get to 60 you start to get the travel itch and want to see the universe before your zimmer arrives........so Porta potty bought and I will hopefully be in Europe before Christmas Be back some time when the weathers better

Your all on the verge now

Do they have good weather in Europe this time of the year then?...Ya fekkin numpty.

[The Budgie]

Happy Birfday Timbo...hard to believe its 6 months ago we was stumbling down Sheffield streets at night on our ways back to yours...but we was fitter and younger after all...

Hope it was a good un matey...

[barsteward]

And when you get to 60 you start to get the travel itch and want to see the universe before your zimmer arrives........so Porta potty bought and I will hopefully be in Europe before Christmas Be back some time when the weathers better

Your all on the verge now

Do they have good weather in Europe this time of the year then?...Ya fekkin numpty.

I understand Portugal was around 26 degrees and sunny today and at least I'll see something of the world other than grass and hedged

[barsteward]

And when you get to 60 you start to get the travel itch and want to see the universe before your zimmer arrives........so Porta potty bought and I will hopefully be in Europe before Christmas Be back some time when the weathers better

Your all on the verge now

Do they have good weather in Europe this time of the year then?...Ya fekkin numpty.

I understand Portugal was around 26 degrees and sunny today and at least I'll see something of the world other than grass and hedges that want cutting

[Coggy]

Happy birthday Timifee

[duncan]

ahhhh missed it ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,never mind

[T.Murphy aka Tim]

ahhhh missed it ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,never mind

Cheers Duncan

..and everybody else. ( of course)

[Fatbert]

Apparently blokes get cantankerous, irritable and wholly unreliable when they reach 60 ..................................

So how many years have you been 60 then?

[duncan]

ahhhh missed it ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,never mind

Cheers Duncan

..and everybody else. ( of course)

happy belated birthday wishes me old sausage hope you had a great day

[T.Murphy aka Tim]

ahhhh missed it ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,never mind

Cheers Duncan

..and everybody else. ( of course)

happy belated birthday wishes me old sausage hope you had a great day

Cheers and nope. Not a great day as some kind soul informed me I was now in my 7th decade. Now that hadn't occurred to me. Hitting 60 has been bad enough; all my other "landmark" Birthdays never got a thought off me and never bothered or meant owt. But this one, fekkin 60. Frightening as fook.

Fat Bert's a fine one to talk. The writers of Victor Meldrew got the idea after seeing F.B. grumbling in the park when he was a kid.