Porta Potty 2

[barsteward]

Yep, joined the ranks of AJ, trying it out for first time next week, of to Essex for a few days.
Then.......warmer weather, here we come.

[Akuji]

Very nice, plenty of room for your zimmer and stockpile of Tena for Men - named for irony too i see

[aj]

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nice posh van....must be a very rich man...


if you come past wusserer on M5 be sure to let me know...

are you using sites or wild camping???.... wilding is far betterer...
2 gas bottles 2 leisure batteries and yer sorted...(genny or solar panel or 2 if you intend to stay put for several days)...

regards
aj

[Oldbull]

Nice one Les ... take it you sold the pub then mate

Ive been toying with the idea of one or a caravan for the last couple or three summers ... I love to do the festivals but this year all the best ones seem to be on the same weekend mite end up being the caravan tho until I finish work altogether... not fully convinced mam-saab that it what we need yet either

Enjoy it mate

[T.Murphy aka Tim]

Nice one Barsteward. Good luck and hope you get miles of enjoyment from it.

[barsteward]

Very nice, plenty of room for your zimmer and stockpile of Tena for Men - named for irony too i see

Your usual whitty self I see Akoojikoo, as the weather is unlikely to be as damp and miserable as it is here, my poor decrepit bones will have no need for the Zimmer so I'll drop it off at yours when I leave.
As for the Tenner For Men, the piss will dry out so quickly in the sun I will have no need for them so once again I'll drop them off at yours.
You can use them when your pissing yourself laughing at me with a glass of wine in the sun whilst your digging the snow off your drive to get to work

[barsteward]

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nice posh van....must be a very rich man...


if you come past wusserer on M5 be sure to let me know...

are you using sites or wild camping???.... wilding is far betterer...
2 gas bottles 2 leisure batteries and yer sorted...(genny or solar panel or 2 if you intend to stay put for several days)...

regards
aj

No, not rich I'm afraid AJ, the last five years have put pay to that.
By the time I get back most of it will be gone, but as the saying goes "there's no pockets in shrouds"
Seen too many people pass away recently, many younger than myself.

Will be doing a mixture of Aires, Wild and Sites. Second battery starring at me now, waiting to be wired up. LPG refilable system to complete fitting tomorrow. Solar panel came with MH

You could do worse than your latest Girly And follow me there.

[barsteward]

Nice one Les ... take it you sold the pub then mate

Ive been toying with the idea of one or a caravan for the last couple or three summers ... I love to do the festivals but this year all the best ones seem to be on the same weekend mite end up being the caravan tho until I finish work altogether... not fully convinced mam-saab that it what we need yet either

Enjoy it mate

Yeh sold the pub, well gave it away actually, couldn't even have bought a terraced house in the most run down part of Tod for what I sold it for. But that's another story

Anyway I'll try and do some sort of travelogue and give my honest opinion of my journey and what it is really like.
I know it's a bikers forum but if any coont objects they don't have to read it
Sorry I can only aspire to reach Xstreamist's excellent standard of travelogue but I'll do my best.

Good luck to yourself and SHMBO whatever decision you make.

[barsteward]

Nice one Barsteward. Good luck and hope you get miles of enjoyment from it.

Fookin e'll Coontybolix, you almost made it sound as though you mean it a first for you
Hope to still be biking when I get back next year but am going to have to find some work for sure.
A proper mate would offer to bring his trailer over, take my bird under his wing and make sure she was ready to fly come spring. All at Taz price of course

[daveb]

Good on yer Les have a great time pal and enjoy

[aj]

You could do worse than your latest Girly And follow me there.

you don't know how tempting an idea that is...

regards
aj

[T.Murphy aka Tim]

Second battery starring at me now, waiting to be wired up. LPG refilable system to complete fitting tomorrow. Solar panel came with MH

I trust that Sue is stood next to you with a couple of fookin fire extinguishers and a hose pipe cos as sure as shit it shit, you'll be needing them all

IF I ever get my garage sorted these next couple of months I will gladly come fetch ya Bird to tuck her up for the Winter. My storage fees are not excessive neether !

[barsteward]

Second battery starring at me now, waiting to be wired up. LPG refilable system to complete fitting tomorrow. Solar panel came with MH

I trust that Sue is stood next to you with a couple of fookin fire extinguishers and a hose pipe cos as sure as shit it shit, you'll be needing them all

Yer a right Tvat.......but you never fail to make me laugh

[jono49]

Not a truer word spoken Enjoy yerself Les, and put some factor 20 on if your out in the Spanish winter sun Those pale bit's of skin outwith the lime Green Mankini will be a bit delicate on a lad from Todmorden Oh and a comprehensive travelogue will be expected form the usual suspects or you could alway's make it a Hush Hush tour?

[barsteward]

Not a truer word spoken Enjoy yerself Les, and put some factor 20 on if your out in the Spanish winter sun Those pale bit's of skin outwith the lime Green Mankini will be a bit delicate on a lad from Todmorden Oh and a comprehensive travelogue will be expected form the usual suspects or you could alway's make it a Hush Hush tour?

Hush Hush not a fookin chance, I'm going to piss off as many as I can, even if it means I've got to photoshop every flippi photo

[Akuji]

Not a truer word spoken Enjoy yerself Les, and put some factor 20 on if your out in the Spanish winter sun Those pale bit's of skin outwith the lime Green Mankini will be a bit delicate on a lad from Todmorden Oh and a comprehensive travelogue will be expected form the usual suspects or you could alway's make it a Hush Hush tour?

Hush Hush not a fookin chance, I'm going to piss off as many as I can, even if it means I've got to photoshop every flippi photo

Ha ha ha ha fookin stoolie driving on the wrong side, just a matter of times before it goes tits up don't forget your lawnmower as you can help the farmer out while he fetches his tractor : mrgreen:

[Coggy]

Bawsteward- enjoy
You'll never get your knee down in that
But you may get both knees down

[aj]

Bawsteward- enjoy
You'll never get your knee down in that
But you may get both knees down

if he tried that he'd get a right kicking...

regards
aj

[Oldbull]

Les, if yer thinking warmer climes most of the time, wouldnt you be better with a left hooker justa jealous thought loike

[jono49]

Oh aye, forgot to say!......If you start leaving yer key's and wallet etc on your window sill, and ride off and have to phone plod to go pick them up........your a proper "Porta-potty" owner

[aj]

Oh aye, forgot to say!......If you start leaving yer key's and wallet etc on your window sill, and ride off and have to phone plod to go pick them up........your a proper "Porta-potty" owner

yer all confused there bono69.....was on the when that happened...friggin kids teday eh...can't remember nuffin...

retards
aj

[aj]

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http://www.mylpg.eu/stations/spain/map


http://www.campercontact.com/


http://www.nomadgb.co.uk/


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obrigado
aj


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[barsteward]

Not a truer word spoken Enjoy yerself Les, and put some factor 20 on if your out in the Spanish winter sun Those pale bit's of skin outwith the lime Green Mankini will be a bit delicate on a lad from Todmorden Oh and a comprehensive travelogue will be expected form the usual suspects or you could alway's make it a Hush Hush tour?

Hush Hush not a fookin chance, I'm going to piss off as many as I can, even if it means I've got to photoshop every flippi photo

Ha ha ha ha fookin stoolie driving on the wrong side, just a matter of times before it goes tits up don't forget your lawnmower as you can help the farmer out while he fetches his tractor : mrgreen:

I'll have you know I've driven on the wrong side of the road many a time

although never intentionally