Any Dubliners on the forum?

[Tazcbr1100xx]

Well, it's a simple enough question innit

So? What are you waiting for? Why haven't you responded yet?

Oh, I gotta press Submit OK, I ferking submit - now can I have an answer?

[barsteward]

You can find the lyrics for "Seven Drunken Nights" on the internet these days.

[Tazcbr1100xx]

You can find the lyrics for "Seven Drunken Nights" on the internet these days.

There won't be seven drunken ferking nights though will there - because the ferking pubs are shut on Christmas Day and I have to be at work for 4 (banghead)

How the fook can pubs be shut on Christmas day FFS - where am I supposed to get a bloody Christmas dinner if the bloody pubs are shut

Better buy some Pringles I suppose

[Tazcbr1100xx]

You can find the lyrics for "Seven Drunken Nights" on the internet these days.

There won't be seven drunken fooking nights though will there - because the fooking pubs are shut on Christmas Day and I have to be at work for 4 (banghead)

How the fook can pubs be shut on Christmas day FFS - where am I supposed to get a bloody Christmas dinner if the bloody pubs are shut

Better buy some Pringles I suppose

Oi - which bastid changed f u c k i n g into fooking - is it the f u c k i n g nursery teacher gone f u c k i n g barmy with the f u c k i n g naughty step or summat

[Tazcbr1100xx]

You can find the lyrics for "Seven Drunken Nights" on the internet these days.

There won't be seven drunken fooking nights though will there - because the fooking pubs are shut on Christmas Day and I have to be at work for 4 (banghead)

How the fook can pubs be shut on Christmas day FFS - where am I supposed to get a bloody Christmas dinner if the bloody pubs are shut

Better buy some Pringles I suppose

Oi - which ba%$*#d changed f u c k i n g into fooking - is it the f u c k i n g nursery teacher gone f u c k i n g barmy with the f u c k i n g naughty step or summat

F u c k - I can't even write b a s t a r d without some f u c k e r of a cuntrol freak f u c k i n g it up

Come on ladies - it's a f u c k i n g motorbike forum and kids don't tend to frequent them too often - too busy playing with their PS4 or Xbox - other gaming consoles may also be used and the omission of any particular brand is purely intentional. IXXRA cannot be held responsible for any inaccuracies or profanities in the content of a post by any member. In accordance with the terms and conditions of the site, any member who intentionally takes a dick up the arse must never be referred to as a gay boy - and this includes Simone, the gay fertografer. Furthermore any attempt to intimidate the older generation who are way past their sell-by date will result in immediate expulsion from the site - unless the object of intimidation is AJ as he is way past old. Any member or guest visitor to this forum confirms their acceptance of the terms and conditions herewith summarised, and shall get a f u c k i n g good spanking of the bottom by Captain Tim (dressed in his PVC chaps - with shaved chest and winky hanging out) until such time as the offending b a s t a r d learns to cuntrol themselves in pubic. The mispelling of the word public is entirely intentional.

In the unlikely event that you do not wish to be constrained by the extremely f u c k i n g parental and bloody nauseating f u c k i n g silly and childish rules of this forum - you are to f u c k off you b a s t a r d

If I'm not being politically correct - it's because I don't f u c k i n g vote and I don't go to f u c k i n g church either

Ride safely

[jono49]

Feel better now?

[T.Murphy aka Tim]

Taz, can I call you Taz ?

Just to clarify. Nothing has been changed on the Forum ( and why the cnuting fook would it you thick little twat?) regarding naughty words. Don't know if naughty words ARE automatically disallowed in their correct spelling as I have never spelled really naughty words correctly here, due to my illogical, but well meaning thinking that misspelled naughty words lose that bit of foulness, aggression and nasty abusiveness compared to properly spelled naughty words that cunts like you tend to write. If they are being automatically changed and weren't in the past then it may be down to the updated ( whenever that was) phpBB version .

No matter and don't you worry your silly little head over things like that.

By the way, why is it you fekk off for yonks with not a by your leave, then pop back in for a fleeting visit , resurrect old, dead threads, as if any fekka ( see what I did there ya fookpig, and again there ), yea, as if any fooka wants to discuss it. ya too late and don't give me shit about " I was in Bulgaria/Burma/Mongolia/Cardiff so couldn't get Internet...BOLLOX ya lying coont. Internet that is not available around the world? How fekkin oxymoronic is that statement ya fookin Donny Goblin?

Now fook off onto some other thread and try not to encourage Coggy any more as I canna take much more of his obtuse, laconic, irrational humour. Oh yea, before you fook off again back to Santa's grotto and that seasonal packing job you have, don't forget to mention the "Good Old Days and Taz's Pie and Peas, oh yea don't fookin forget to fookin mention that fookin event cos we haven't heard about these events for a few months now and the newbies need to be enlightened on how fekkin great the past was and how shite it is now.

Fook me, never met Coggy, never went to a Pie 'n' Peas but by the fook I could act the fookin lot, including the motorcycle boots and the Audi TT, not forgetting Badger gerrin lost. Oh my fekkin sides. Nurse, pass the fekkin mop quick, I have just pissed messen laffing.

These coonts what disappear for yonks, pop back in and moan that it's shite here...I fekkin shittum me.

[Akuji]

........and breathe

[The Budgie]

Well, it's a simple enough question innit

So? What are you waiting for? Why haven't you responded yet?

Oh, I gotta press Submit OK, I fooking submit - now can I have an answer?

...enjoying one now actually...

Noice!

[Tazcbr1100xx]

Taz, can I call you Taz ?

No, it's Sir Taz to you commoner

Don't know if naughty words ARE automatically disallowed in their correct spelling as I have never spelled really naughty words correctly here

Well, they ARE NOT automatically disallowed actually, and I know because I helped to set some of them up originally It's just that I forgot about it You do have a full list of them in your admin panel somewhere, but I thought my way was much more fun - even if it will wear out the f u c k i n g spacebar in double quick time

misspelled naughty words lose that bit of foulness, aggression and nasty abusiveness compared to properly spelled naughty words that cunts like you tend to write

What's wrong with a bit of foulness, aggression and nasty abusiveness It's a biker forum not the bloody girl guides meeting

why is it you fekk off for yonks with not a by your leave, then pop back in for a fleeting visit and all the other bollox I wrote

I've been trying to log in for bloody ages, but couldn't get the site up while I was in Bulgaria. When I came back to the UK early summer, still couldn't get the site up. No f u c k i n g idea why. Otherwise, I've been too bloody busy.

i wish I could write as much bollox as you. I am in awe

Thank you for taking the time to point me to the error of my ways. I can see now, what a complete twat I am.

[T.Murphy aka Tim]

[Tazcbr1100xx]

Murphy - you're a coont

By the way - if you want to change every ferking swear word on the forum, remember that there are lots of ways to spell ferking Happy typing tWat

[Tazcbr1100xx]

Judging by the myriad of responses from the Dublin contingent, I'll assume nobody lives there - except for those who do live there but don't visit this forum

I'm working anyway

[barsteward]

I'm working anyway

Obviously not far enough away, we can still hear you.

[T.Murphy aka Tim]

I have had a look in the Admin Section and have tried to alter some of the settings regarding the f word. I hope I've been successful. Give it a try and let me know if you don't mind. Thanks, in advance for your expected cooperation and helpful feedback.

[T.Murphy aka Tim]

You can find the lyrics for "Seven Drunken Nights" on the internet these days.

There won't be seven drunken Tazzing nights though will there - because the Tazzing pubs are shut on Christmas Day and I have to be at work for 4 (banghead)

How the Taz can pubs be shut on Christmas day FFS - where am I supposed to get a bloody Christmas dinner if the bloody pubs are shut

Better buy some Pringles I suppose

Hmm, I need to do some more work I think.

[Akuji]

ferking ferking ferking

[Coggy]

Oh fook itt

[Akuji]

Oh fook itt

shouldn't that be 'Oh Tazitt'

[T.Murphy aka Tim]

Sorry akuji. Can't do all the f word combinations.

[barsteward]

Sorry akuji. Can't do all the f word combinations.

fooouck.

[Coggy]

Sorry akuji. Can't do all the f word combinations.

fooouck.

fook aduck it's working

[Coggy]

Sorry akuji. Can't do all the f word combinations.

fooouck.

Taz aduck it's working

Tima doodle doo

[barsteward]

On the "Hard Stuff" Coggy or what?

I bet yer patients just fookin lurv you.

[Coggy]

On the "Hard Stuff" Coggy or what?

I bet yer patients just fookin lurv you.

I'm just worried they might want to Taz me