MEEEEEERRY CHRISTMAS...

[MaXX2]

To all of you that I've ridden with this year and before, all of you that I haven't ever met, but still 'know' you (usually through the Out Patients section) and to all that are happy in the background and just call in from time to time.

A very happy, safe and enjoyable Christmas to you all and all the very best for 2015!!

Mick & Kay

[duncan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXjbMIZzAgs see I remembered ,,,cheers mick

[MaXX2]

Just sitting there waiting weren't ya? Feel like I've been ambushed

Nice one Dunc, cheers pal

[malatay]

Hope you n Kay are doing well mate. Have a happy Christmas n all the best from max n me.
Laurence

[duncan]

Just sitting there waiting weren't ya? Feel like I've been ambushed

Nice one Dunc, cheers pal

sat here since the 7th of december to be honest

[jono49]

Merry Christmas Maxx, and FFS pack in clay shooting and get biking again

[MaXX2]

Good to hear from you Lozzie. Hope you and the real Max are on top form and enjoy Christmas pal

Dunc... You're still the funniest fanny on here

Jono- That's the sweetest thing you ever said to me But I have to say (and I know this won't go down with the hardcore iron-arse road warriors out there) but I'm quite enjoying not riding around Britain's roads for a while. Still jaunt abroad when the urge takes me, but even then less that last year even

Had a good few years, with a good few miles and organised a good few runs... No harm in a bit of a break eh It needs to feel 'new and exciting' again

[The Budgie]

G'day and a Happy Christmas from Oz...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnJ8jsw4BSo

Have a good one Mick, Kay 'n all...now back to me rusty Holden Ute...

[Tazcbr1100xx]

[Akuji]

Merry xmas to one and all............this one is for Taz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56R0TCJXfzQ

[jono49]

[Hugh Janus]

Merry Christmas to all from me anall.

[Tazcbr1100xx]

Merry xmas to one and all............this one is for Taz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56R0TCJXfzQ

[Tazcbr1100xx]

Merry Christmas to all from me anall.

FFS man - nobody wants your fucki ng anal anything at Christmas

It's not even bloody Christmas either

WTF is wrong with you all

[T.Murphy aka Tim]

Same to Maxx2 et al.

Have a good un and Barsteward, don't forget the lifebuoys if ya crossing the channel, cos it'll all turn to shite in ya hands , guaranteed !



Who's this ferking Hugh Anal?

[Hugh Janus]

Who's this Tazzing Hugh Anal?

He'd be the fella that has a look in here just about every single day to keep up with all the bullshit & bollocks that's being sprouted.

But enough of your stomach churning psychophantic, embarrassing, gushing, over the top praise, I'm off to polish me putter.

Have a good Christmas mate.

[barsteward]

Who's this Tazzing Hugh Anal?

He'd be the fella that has a look in here just about every single day to keep up with all the bullshit & bollocks that's being sprouted.

But enough of your stomach churning psychophantic, embarrassing, gushing, over the top praise, I'm off to polish me putter.

Have a good Christmas mate.

Into the Christmas spirit all ready I see.
Hope you've got Turkeyturds and stuffing to go with your sprouted's

[Tazcbr1100xx]

59 ferking Euros for Christmas Dinner

That's 59 good fucks with 65 rough wimmin I wanted a couple of slices of turkey, not a ferking turkey farm

fook that for a game of soldiers :

Hovis Granary 1.50
Butter - dunno
Turkey from the deli 3.0
Mince pies 1.00
Lettuce 1.00

That's christmas dinner sorted for less than 10 Euros

[Tazcbr1100xx]

59 Tazzing Euros for Christmas Dinner

That's 59 good fucks with 65 rough wimmin I wanted a couple of slices of turkey, not a Tazzing turkey farm

Taz that for a game of soldiers :

Hovis Granary 1.50
Butter - dunno
Turkey from the deli 3.0
Mince pies 1.00
Lettuce 1.00

That's christmas dinner sorted for less than 10 Euros

Looks like the shagger is still enjoying his newly found admin toy Maybe he'll play with his dick instead if he ever lives long enough to find it

[Akuji]

59 Tazzing Euros for Christmas Dinner

That's 59 good fucks with 65 rough wimmin I wanted a couple of slices of turkey, not a Tazzing turkey farm

Taz that for a game of soldiers :

Hovis Granary 1.50
Butter - dunno
Turkey from the deli 3.0
Mince pies 1.00
Lettuce 1.00

That's christmas dinner sorted for less than 10 Euros

Looks like the shagger is still enjoying his newly found admin toy Maybe he'll play with his dick instead if he ever lives long enough to find it

No sprouts or gravy or spuds or apple sauce, ya ferking tight Tazzer

[Tazcbr1100xx]

59 Tazzing Euros for Christmas Dinner

That's 59 good fucks with 65 rough wimmin I wanted a couple of slices of turkey, not a Tazzing turkey farm

Taz that for a game of soldiers :

Hovis Granary 1.50
Butter - dunno
Turkey from the deli 3.0
Mince pies 1.00
Lettuce 1.00

That's christmas dinner sorted for less than 10 Euros

Looks like the shagger is still enjoying his newly found admin toy Maybe he'll play with his dick instead if he ever lives long enough to find it

No sprouts or gravy or spuds or apple sauce, ya Tazzing tight Tazzer

F u c k all to do with being tight (regardless of how true that may be ), but more to do with me being in f u c k i n g Dublin which is closed as of about 3 hours ago, I'm working from about 3:00pm until midnight on Christmas Day, I'm staying in a hotel which serves Christmas dinner too f u c k i n g late for me to sit back and enjoy before going to work, I hate sprouts, never have apples in anything other than apple pie or apple crumble as it is against the law to do so, and I'm never going to pay that amount of money even if they serve the f u c k i n g turkey on some babe's naked body - well, maybe I would if that was the case, but it ain't so I'm not

So my Christmas dinner will be a turkey and lettuce sarnie and a mince pie But at least I can read tomorrow's newspaper while I'm working - actually, I only look at the pictures usually

[Akuji]

59 Tazzing Euros for Christmas Dinner

That's 59 good fucks with 65 rough wimmin I wanted a couple of slices of turkey, not a Tazzing turkey farm

Taz that for a game of soldiers :

Hovis Granary 1.50
Butter - dunno
Turkey from the deli 3.0
Mince pies 1.00
Lettuce 1.00

That's christmas dinner sorted for less than 10 Euros

Looks like the shagger is still enjoying his newly found admin toy Maybe he'll play with his dick instead if he ever lives long enough to find it

No sprouts or gravy or spuds or apple sauce, ya Tazzing tight Tazzer

F u c k all to do with being tight (regardless of how true that may be ), but more to do with me being in f u c k i n g Dublin which is closed as of about 3 hours ago, I'm working from about 3:00pm until midnight on Christmas Day, I'm staying in a hotel which serves Christmas dinner too f u c k i n g late for me to sit back and enjoy before going to work, I hate sprouts, never have apples in anything other than apple pie or apple crumble as it is against the law to do so, and I'm never going to pay that amount of money even if they serve the f u c k i n g turkey on some babe's naked body - well, maybe I would if that was the case, but it ain't so I'm not

So my Christmas dinner will be a turkey and lettuce sarnie and a mince pie But at least I can read tomorrow's newspaper while I'm working - actually, I only look at the pictures usually

Awwwww my heart bleeds, i'll be thinking of you tomorrow when i'm tucking in to all the trimmings..................NOT

[T.Murphy aka Tim]

Well, I'll be Tazzed.

Taz me Betty.

A Tazzing disgrace.

Snigger.

(I'm still Tazzing amused fook.)

When ya coming back fook?

[Tazcbr1100xx]

Soon

[duncan]

My fookin christmas
Family row
Not good
Work christmas night
Not good
Finish after a full shift
Not good
Woman at work asks to lend car tyre pump
Tell her to use mine and hand it back later that night
Made me feel good helping her
Work boxing night
Not good
Snows like fook
Not good
Clear snow from car and parking place
Not good
Did pile snow 2 foot high in front of mates car
Good
Finish early
Good
Have drinks when we get home
Good
Decent sleep
Good
Wake up feeling great and decide to clear snow from drive
Good
One of the dogs sees the shovel and honest to god runs up and bites me twice on the fookin leg
Not good
Smack dog twice with said shovel
Felt good
Clear snow from drive (shouting bad dog all the time)
Good
Look at car and notice flat tyre
Not good
Get spare out of boot
Good
Find spare is also flat
Not fookin good
Go to get pump from boot
Not bloodyshitboloxfookin good the woman I lent it to never made it in to work
£120 for two tyres
Dont even fookin ask if its good or not
Working new years eve as well
Fook my life
fook 2014
this all really happened over christmas