Akuji wrote:Tazcbr1100xx wrote:Tazcbr1100xx wrote:59 Tazzing Euros for Christmas Dinner
That's 59 good fucks with 65 rough wimmin
I wanted a couple of slices of turkey, not a Tazzing turkey farm
Taz that for a game of soldiers :
Hovis Granary 1.50
Butter - dunno
Turkey from the deli 3.0
Mince pies 1.00
Lettuce 1.00
That's christmas dinner sorted for less than 10 Euros
Looks like the
shagger is still enjoying his newly found admin toy
Maybe he'll play with his dick instead if he ever lives long enough to find it
No sprouts or gravy or spuds or apple sauce, ya Tazzing tight Tazzer
F u c k all to do with being tight (regardless of how true that may be
), but more to do with me being in f u c k i n g Dublin which is closed as of about 3 hours ago, I'm working from about 3:00pm until midnight on Christmas Day, I'm staying in a hotel which serves Christmas dinner too f u c k i n g late for me to sit back and enjoy before going to work, I hate sprouts, never have apples in anything other than apple pie or apple crumble as it is against the law to do so, and I'm never going to pay that amount of money even if they serve the f u c k i n g turkey on some babe's naked body - well, maybe I would if that was the case, but it ain't so I'm not
So my Christmas dinner will be a turkey and lettuce sarnie and a mince pie
But at least I can read tomorrow's newspaper while I'm working - actually, I only look at the pictures usually