IXXRA......The Home Of The Superblackbird

Posted: **Sun Dec 28, 2014 1:18 am**

Fookin priceless that Duncan :mrgreen:

would have made a crackin fly on the wall documentary :thumbsup)

and here's me thinking it was shit having to replace the wheel bearing on me van after I ran through a big puddle on Monday!

Posted: **Sun Dec 28, 2014 3:09 am**

duncan wrote:My fookin christmas
Family row
Not good
Work christmas night
Not good
Finish after a full shift
Not good
Woman at work asks to lend car tyre pump
Tell her to use mine and hand it back later that night
Made me feel good helping her
Work boxing night
Not good
Snows like fook
Not good
Clear snow from car and parking place
Not good
Did pile snow 2 foot high in front of mates car
Good
Finish early
Good
Have drinks when we get home
Good
Decent sleep
Good
Wake up feeling great and decide to clear snow from drive
Good
One of the dogs sees the shovel and honest to god runs up and bites me twice on the fookin leg
Not good
Smack dog twice with said shovel
Felt good
Clear snow from drive (shouting bad dog all the time)
Good
Look at car and notice flat tyre
Not good
Get spare out of boot
Good
Find spare is also flat
Not fookin good
Go to get pump from boot
Not bloodyshitboloxfookin good the woman I lent it to never made it in to work
£120 for two tyres
Dont even fookin ask if its good or not
Working new years eve as well
Fook my life
fook 2014
this all really happened over christmas