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Winter's Cummin'...

Postby Dark Angel » Sun Sep 27, 2015 5:47 pm

She said: "I'm cold."
I said: "Put theetin' on."

She said: "I want a proper fire - there's no coal."
I said: "Sadiffrence? Eet's eet!"

She said: "It's not the same. I want a proper fire." rant
I said: "Iffyer want coal, go an' gerrityerself - un firelighters as well." :finger)



She's gone.


Winter's cummin'. snowman


Don't think I'll be, fer a while. :cry)
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Re: Winter's Cummin'...

Postby barsteward » Sun Sep 27, 2015 6:59 pm

Dark Angel wrote:She said: "I'm cold."
I said: "Put theetin' on."

She said: "I want a proper fire - there's no coal."
I said: "Sadiffrence? Eet's eet!"

She said: "It's not the same. I want a proper fire." rant
I said: "Iffyer want coal, go an' gerrityerself - un firelighters as well." :finger)

She's gone.


Winter's cummin'. snowman


Don't think I'll be, fer a while. :cry)




Tha's gooin soft i'th ead man......What's Firelighters???
Calll the sen a fookin northerner :rolleyes: send er out to gather some fookin kindlein.

Tha'll be givin us proper ruffty tuffty northerners a bad name.......Let'in thee wench av firelighters, tha'll be tellin us next she's gor a tinder box :banghead) :mrgreen:
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Re: Winter's Cummin'...

Postby Dark Angel » Sun Sep 27, 2015 7:21 pm

barsteward wrote:Tha's gooin soft i'th ead man......What's Firelighters???
Calll the sen a fookin northerner :rolleyes: send er out to gather some fookin kindlein.

Tha'll be givin us proper ruffty tuffty northerners a bad name.......Let'in thee wench av firelighters, tha'll be tellin us next she's gor a tinder box :banghead) :mrgreen:


Fookin' TOFF... :pullhair

"Firelighters" means goowin' art an' steelin' a coupla waifs off street.. :shock)

...Killin' 'em an' dryin' art bodies int sun.. 8)

...Then rubbin' 'em together till thizz a spark ter light coal... :-?

...Get real, lad... duh

...Norrr-ALL-uvvus cn live t' life o' luxury as THAR leads... :getthis)
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Re: Winter's Cummin'...

Postby bluegas » Sun Sep 27, 2015 7:34 pm

Eeeeeee, you can just see the flat caps an' fackin whippits. Well grim oop North innit.
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Re: Winter's Cummin'...

Postby Dark Angel » Sun Sep 27, 2015 8:20 pm

G.R.I.M = Gerron-wee-it-yerl-Mekkit... :rockon)

...Fookin' suvvin' softee peecer-poo... :mrgreen:
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Postby barsteward » Sun Sep 27, 2015 10:45 pm

Dark Angel wrote:G.R.I.M = Gerron-wee-it-yerl-Mekkit... :rockon)

...Fookin' suvvin' softee peecer-poo... :mrgreen:


Fer once I fookin agree wee a Red fookin Roser. :banghead) :wink)
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