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She said: "I'm cold."
I said: "Put theetin' on."

She said: "I want a proper fire - there's no coal."
I said: "Sadiffrence? Eet's eet!"

She said: "It's not the same. I want a proper fire."
I said: "Iffyer want coal, go an' gerrityerself - un firelighters as well."



She's gone.


Winter's cummin'.


Don't think I'll be, fer a while.

Dark Angel wrote:She said: "I'm cold."
I said: "Put theetin' on."

She said: "I want a proper fire - there's no coal."
I said: "Sadiffrence? Eet's eet!"

She said: "It's not the same. I want a proper fire."
I said: "Iffyer want coal, go an' gerrityerself - un firelighters as well."

She's gone.


Winter's cummin'.


Don't think I'll be, fer a while.

Tha's gooin soft i'th ead man......What's Firelighters???
Calll the sen a fookin northerner send er out to gather some fookin kindlein.

Tha'll be givin us proper ruffty tuffty northerners a bad name.......Let'in thee wench av firelighters, tha'll be tellin us next she's gor a tinder box

barsteward wrote:Tha's gooin soft i'th ead man......What's Firelighters???
Calll the sen a fookin northerner send er out to gather some fookin kindlein.

Tha'll be givin us proper ruffty tuffty northerners a bad name.......Let'in thee wench av firelighters, tha'll be tellin us next she's gor a tinder box

Fookin' TOFF...

"Firelighters" means goowin' art an' steelin' a coupla waifs off street..

...Killin' 'em an' dryin' art bodies int sun..

...Then rubbin' 'em together till thizz a spark ter light coal...

...Get real, lad...

...Norrr-ALL-uvvus cn live t' life o' luxury as THAR leads...

Eeeeeee, you can just see the flat caps an' fackin whippits. Well grim oop North innit.

G.R.I.M = Gerron-wee-it-yerl-Mekkit...

...Fookin' suvvin' softee peecer-poo...

Dark Angel wrote:G.R.I.M = Gerron-wee-it-yerl-Mekkit...

...Fookin' suvvin' softee peecer-poo...

Fer once I fookin agree wee a Red fookin Roser.