IXXRA......The Home Of The Superblackbird

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Filterin thru stationary cars ont wayyome.



Got fookin HIDS an fookin runnin lights...



They’re all movin over



Ammandinout royal thankyou waves like thiz no ter-fookin-morrer



Then – I seeyim



The Coont!



Closint lane darn sows a carnt get thru



Izz judgement’s priddigudd – eez seent sizert bike annee KNOWS accarnt get thru



Izz winderzopen anniz elbowzout – anneez watchin me inniz wingmirrer



So I rides uptowim, deddslow, like... anna STOP... ...Rite nextter thecoont



...just shortuvviz wingmirrer



I lookerdim – annee looksert me – thennee looks away



Buddeezwatchin artert cornerruvvizeye-like



So - I reach out - deddslow-like - ferriz wing mirrer – annee freeziz



At-last second I tekkoldert Birdsmirrer – and folditback –



...then ...addoot tutherside



Next – agivvim a loud "laffcoont" – (HA-HA-A-A… COONT!)...



...WITH FINGER, mind!



And ride off intert nite!



Reasons to LuvMiBird



YOW pudda fookin number onnit…!

Yer daft coont.

As I was coming back from Scotland , being dark with the hid and led indicators , the cages all know your there, with them there lights they generally all move over but you always get the paper hat who doesn't want you to past .Tim rang me ( to see how I was doing ) when I was at the m6, M1 junction and although on the motorway I told him it was still enjoyable coming behind cars and them moving over King of the Road

Fantastic !!!!
Much more subtle than me. I would have moved his mirror in.
If i was angry i would have waited till he moved and then taken his mirror out
hate wanker car drivers
Hate cars
but really hate wankers in cars

barsteward wrote:Yer daft coont.

...Sweet-talkin bastid..!