IXXRA......The Home Of The Superblackbird

After last years spate of winter gnome thefts in the Tordmorden area of Lancashire, police are urging residents to be vigilant and to take precautions, and fit security devices where necessary!
It appears some have taken it a bit to far ...............https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQ-cPTnrRfM

Oi and start using yer leaf blower for it's intended use, instead of fookin about

You running low on meds Jono? Bwahahah...

I shall have to change my share options yer cooont.
The alarms set to go off at the first sign of a running .

It's the flood alert
The river Todd is overflowing
(we need photoshop)
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/3 ... int-anyway