IXXRA......The Home Of The Superblackbird

I yate all the commercialised shit - but it's still a great time of year, innit?

...Binn drivin me happy all day, this...

...just inn me edd, like...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAladmNadAo

Personally I think Chris Rea is Shite! But keeping to thread content (Well nearly) I'm feeling festive to, as Santa has brought me something for "On me Edd"

Back to "Inn me Edd" who the fook can say there happy listening to Chris "Fookin Boring" Rea drolling on , what a twat Christmas songs should be happy and lively like Kelly Clarksons christmas tree jobby, Nice smiling chubby lass, with more moving parts than a swiss watch, small tit's but anything more than a mouthful is waisted..right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EM2Fnp_qnE8

And Mister Majestic and Tim will be more at home with this one ....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8gmARGvPlI

I like the more traditional ones

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZnqmvH1NS4

jono49 wrote:Personally I think Chris Rea is Shite!

..Yeh... He is - he was - but that's a fookin gudd Crimbo toon so ya cn fook rite off...

...An by the way - this is much too gudd fer a twat like yow...


...Ya gunna paint it yella like that Yamaha-ha-ha-ha-rrrr-TDM-lumper shite yer ride so slowly...?

jono49 wrote:Back to "Inn me Edd" who the fook can say there happy listening to Chris "Fookin Boring" Rea drolling on

...Well... I can be appy, Mr coonty-fart-pants. That's why I fookin posted the link!

Annit's "they're", by the way - twat!

...Spedder than listnin to an out-of-a-tin-blonde-bint-wi-no-tits-yelpin-abart-crimbo, innit?
Fookin talentless tart ortabee int canteen - there's fookin pots need fookin washin!

jono49 wrote:And Mister Majestic and Tim will be more at home with this one

..Aye... A bonny tune...

...Bonny lad annall - till sumbdy hit th' ejector seat button ont fookin mow-erway...!

Archew ally....that Chris Rea bookey is pretty nifty when he's playing the Blues like. Only sayin. Nowt like the commercial shite oh no.

Jono, da man ( see what I did there? is on about what's stuck in ya heed, ya know, like an ear worm. Summat that you cant get rid of no matter what and no matter whether its a good tune or a fookin shite annoying tune.

Today has been a good day for me....no TV ad jingles torturing me cos for the first time this year I have heard Fairy Tale in NY and I love it.....

Blues!!!!! he could'nt fookin spell it and you havent a clue if you think he's a blue's singer ......
This guy s the best modern blue's singer bar none, and a que of big names wanting to work along side him as well And as for fairytale in newyork....FFS a bunch of pub singers!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqESbLku2bA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgpXp1ij06o

T.Murphy wrote: if there's one song that is total shiiite and should be banned from the airwaves,

its Fairy Tale in NY and I love it ????

says it all

Sa fookin thread abart wekkin up int mornin wi a toon in yer edd.

We're NOT lookin fer a fookin dissertation ont merit ot blues, reds or fookin polka dots or NUTHIN!!

The toon might drive yer bonkers orrit might mek yer smile but yer can't gerrit out-yer-edd.

THAT'S why it's called INN ME EDD!!!




(...Fookin swing fer that jono49 me, I will...)

Oh the joy's

...In Me Edd...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hETFwu-INvU

Dark Angel wrote:...In Me Edd...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hETFwu-INvU

Oh yesssssss.

Was never his greatest fan, but this wuz inn me edd this morn...

Yeah, I know...Fookin ridiculously cheerful fert first day back at work...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Sedt2LhOmc

Dark Angel wrote:Was never his greatest fan, but this wuz inn me edd this morn...

Yeah, I know...Fookin ridiculously cheerful fert first day back at work...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Sedt2LhOmc

Where on earth did that come from?


Got this one yesterday and its still here today. Doing me head in. Won't post a link out of consideration to my fellow human beings.

It's Adele and her latest OTT OMG isnt my voice so powerfully emotive "Hello".

T.Murphy wrote: Where on earth did that come from?

...Probably summat I saw over Christmas - plus had a convo wi' Lorraine about the time we went back to Scotland wi' some (squash) mates in a mate's car n' 'e played JK all the way there - plus still in touch wi' mates in Scotland - plus it were inn me edd when I woke up - which is where it came from, really...

T.Murphy wrote: Got this one yesterday and its still here today. Doing me head in. Won't post a link out of consideration to my fellow human beings.

Thank fook fer small mercies...!

T.Murphy wrote:It's Adele and her latest OTT OMG isnt my voice so powerfully emotive "Hello".

...Not as bad as fookin 'Skyfall' - was she pissed or what..?

...Outa tune and couldn't hold a note ter save 'er life...

Fookin dirge made me wanna throw up...!

...Mind you...

...One or two of her other songs were quite nice, I suppose...

Now heres me still stuck on a few posts back thinking that Canned Heat didnt do no song called fookin jamiroquai or what ever, so I had a look ...

Now look what you gone and done... cant get this fooker oot me ead now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRKNw477onU

Aaannndd before anyone states the obvious, yeah yeah I fookin know now

fookin Adele for fooks sake

Oldbull wrote:Aaannndd before anyone states the obvious....

...Tempted...

...Ree-ee-ee-ea-lly tempted...

Aiieeeeeeeeyiyia ...Wonderwall, Oasis!

...Tsk!!

So where's the fookin LINK?

Thole point is ter pudda LINK on so every other fooker az ter suffer an all!!

...Like THIS... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hzrDeceEKc

(Wenyer were a kid - ever see a sign that said "Do NOT Touch"?)

Dark Angel wrote:...Tsk!!

So where's the fookin LINK?

Thole point is ter pudda LINK on so every other fooker az ter suffer an all!!

...Like THIS... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hzrDeceEKc

(Wenyer were a kid - ever see a sign that said "Do NOT Touch"?)

Yes, yea , yea. But there's some stuff that just don't need a link. Just a mention and bang, its in ya heed.

...Nar, nar, NAR!

...Givvem the sound AND the visuals...




...MEKKUM-AVVIDD-A-A-A-A-ALL-LLLLLL!!!!!

...Never liked her that much...

...Never bought or downloaded any of her stuff...

...Not heard any of her songs lately...

...So what the fook was this doin banging inn me edd this morning...?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3-hY-hlhBg

...Come... ...Share my pain...