IXXRA......The Home Of The Superblackbird

Posted: **Wed May 25, 2016 10:17 pm**

“Is this the biggest vіbrаtor you sell?”
“Madam, that’s my thermos flask.”
“Yeah, whatever, I’ll take two.

Termorrer, meyannerrull be mainly shleppin' darnter Chatham fertday,
before 'eddin' tert ferry for Calais and beyond. :thumbsup)

...Just sayin', like... :roll)

Posted: **Thu May 26, 2016 7:52 am**

Yer fookin crackers mate. Fookin crackers screwy

Just sayin like

Posted: **Sun May 29, 2016 5:40 pm**

Not the fust day - but fust entry int buck...
... which, as stated previously, starts here... :mrgreen:

Last Thursdi
A nice ride down to Thatcham, just an hour from Dover. Got off the bike and Lorraine said "Look at that plane!" A Spitfire flew over us. No time for a piccy - he was too fast - but what a start to the trip! :rockon)

Fridi
Went to visit Winston Churchill's house...
...then to Biggin Hill...

Satdi
On to Rouen. Went for a sunny walk and got soaked by a HUGE thunderstorm. BIG rain predicted fert rest ot week in France... :bigcry:

Sundi
Headed for Clermont Ferrand throot wind an' rain...
...unbroken (damp) but unbowed... be glad to get darn sarf... :ride)

Obviously, would've posted pix, but the site won't let me... :banghead)

Narbonne Plage tomoz - 4 days there then on to Barcelona and MotoGP! :mrgreen:

Posted: **Sun May 29, 2016 8:31 pm**

Hope the rain holds off pal ... couldn't you just scream :banghead)

What you like for petrol ..scare mongers saying they on strike :shock)

Get the pics sorted mate we need some nice ones of Lozzers

Posted: **Sun May 29, 2016 11:44 pm**

Oldbull wrote:Hope the rain holds off pal ... couldn't you just scream

What you like for petrol ..scare mongers saying they on strike

Get the pics sorted mate we need some nice ones of Lozzers

You filthy bastid.!

:wink)

Posted: **Mon May 30, 2016 6:20 pm**

Landed at Narbonne Plage this affy - Bart 1500 local time... :thumbsup)

Damp weather persisted till we went over the bridge at Millau :ride)

Then Mr Blue Sky came out to play. :thumbsup)

Lovely ride into Narbonne Plage - done "the shop" fert food 'n' beer... :rockon)

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Nar chillin' an' toppin'up me tan fer a few days...

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just 3 hours from Barcelona - OH-yeah!! :mrgreen:

Tried ter sort the upload probs but site update needed, methinks.

Posted: **Wed Jun 01, 2016 1:26 pm**

I hope you find your spellchecker

Posted: **Wed Jun 01, 2016 1:53 pm**

Posted: **Fri Jun 03, 2016 12:18 pm**

FOO-OO-kin SCO-O-R-chio-ohhh!!!

Posted: **Wed Jun 08, 2016 9:07 am**

Been in La Rochelle for the last couple of days after after a nice ride
up from Barcelona. Missed all the floods/rain and it's crackint flags.

Going for a boat ride round Fort Boyard this affy. Shudd begudd. :mrgreen:

...Booked for Assen... Cannae wait.. lol

Posted: **Wed Jun 08, 2016 11:25 am**

Looks fab!

Posted: **Wed Jun 08, 2016 2:29 pm**

Glad its all going to plan pal.... :thumbsup)

Have a great time :ride)

Posted: **Wed Jun 08, 2016 8:09 pm**

Avvin' a truly-triffic time... :thumbsup)

Boyard were bombastic... :mrgreen:

Felt like 30 degrees today. Last day tomoz, then Dunkirk an' 'ome... :ride)

OH! And, er...Watchartfert Jelly fish...!

Posted: **Wed Jun 08, 2016 10:15 pm**

Amazing!!!!!! having worked it's way through Sheffields sewrage system, one of Tim's condoms get's washed up in Spain :notworthy)

Posted: **Wed Jun 08, 2016 10:34 pm**

Well-spoken, Gutspiller... :sick)

Posted: **Thu Jun 09, 2016 5:36 pm**

jono49 wrote::shock) Amazing!!!!!! having worked it's way through Sheffields sewrage system, one of Tim's condoms get's washed up in Spain

Look like a pair of incontinence pants to me
:sick)

Posted: **Thu Jun 09, 2016 8:26 pm**

Gerrin neartert tendert Buck, nar... :bigcry:

Started another brill day in the sun wi' a bike ride thru
the endless French farmlands...

...followed by a visit to the beach...

...then back tert digs fer a swim...

...follerd by food, wine...

...and 2 hungry pussies...! :mrgreen:

Posted: **Thu Jun 09, 2016 10:50 pm**

Oh, that looks just ferrkin wonderful. :thumbsup)

Posted: **Fri Jun 10, 2016 6:26 pm**

Hmmmm...

Mr Murphy should be arrested on suspicion o' tekkint piss, methinks... lol

Anyway... I'm nar burnt blacker than badly-burnt toast an' restin' in Dunkirk. :mrgreen:

Left La Rochelle this morn...

Goddear this evenin - six-ish.

Views ot port fromt hotel winder are fan-fookin-tastic...

...What a trip it's been! :thumbsup)

Posted: **Fri Jun 10, 2016 6:32 pm**

By the way...

...there's a story about the orange... :mrgreen:

Posted: **Fri Jun 10, 2016 11:14 pm**

Dark Angel wrote:By the way...

...there's a story about the orange...

Does it involve a gimp-mask?

Oh, and yew ya cnoot....no, I was NOT taking the piss....looks fekkin wunnerful, absolutely yes, wunnerfekkinful. That is all. :getthis)

Posted: **Fri Jun 10, 2016 11:21 pm**

He's a lying bastid Eric,

don't you believe him, he always takes the piss, he dont know when to stop

does look a bit nice though

Posted: **Sun Jun 12, 2016 12:06 pm**

...Well... The Buck stops here... :mrgreen:

Backattome in the rain-filled land of me yoof.. :roll)

...At this point, I would like to say "It's great to be back"

...I really would... lol

Mister Majestik wrote:He's a lying bastid Eric,
don't you believe him, he always takes the piss

No probs, Steve, lad... :wink)

...Let's see if 'e can tek this...!!

Posted: **Wed Jun 15, 2016 8:22 am**

Nice motorhome Eric :mrgreen:

Won't be long now :thumbsup)

Posted: **Wed Jun 15, 2016 1:26 pm**

ACK-cherlly... :-?

... Bloke int CV leaned over and whispered:

"Stick tert bike, lad... Dunt let this (taps door ot CV, like) 'appen ter YOW...!"

...Nuff sedd... :roll)

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