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How times change.

PostPosted: Thu Apr 06, 2017 4:40 pm
by T.Murphy aka Tim
Going on a trip somewhere? Waddya pack then? Hmmm, cigs, lighters, money, syphon tube, spare head gasket, coupla spanners, more cigs and a couple of cans of Strongbow wrapped in a spare pair of pants and two pair of socks. No waterproofs, liners, thermals, no fook all. All done and dusted. Way to go. Well, thats worrit wor like when I, err was a bit younger.

Fast (very fast ) forward to today. Packing for a mahoosively long , two night stopover next week. Thermals, top and bottoms, thermal socks, two pairs, heated inner jacket, waterproofs, top and bottom, credit card, cheque card, AA recovery card, cash, spare gloves (Winter AND Summer), Ibuprofen tablets and gel, paracetamol, Polygrip, toothbrush and paste, deodorant, mobile phone, charger and cable, ipod, tablet, glasses, spare pair of glasses, foot cream, anusol cream, camera, Avon Skin So Soft insect repellant, wet wipes, 20 sheets of bog roll for one emergency shite or just a sweaty arse, visor cleaner, small tube of chain lube, Sena charger, spare Sena, Rennies, puncture repair kit, Sat Nav, backup paper maps, couple of pork pies, mustard, small knife and Brown Sauce....oh and evening wear!

What the fook has happened to me? :bigcry:

Re: How times change.

PostPosted: Thu Apr 06, 2017 7:26 pm
by Dark Angel
T.Murphy wrote:What the fook has happened to me? :bigcry:


...You got old... :-?


...and all the drink and drugs you imbibed as a youngster... :eyebrows)


...made you forget your contraceptives... :cool:


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...absent-minded owd coont! lol

Re: How times change.

PostPosted: Thu Apr 06, 2017 7:34 pm
by Cyclops
WTF are you taking a small tube of chain lube for, your going on the Panzer ain't you. :moon)

Re: How times change.

PostPosted: Thu Apr 06, 2017 8:49 pm
by bluegas
And what is polygrip? Some sort of filler or skirting board adhesive?

Re: How times change.

PostPosted: Thu Apr 06, 2017 8:58 pm
by Oldbull
The anusol cream bit is getting me worried ... verrry fookin worried in fact :shock)

be very afraid if hes sleeping with you Ian zzz jawdropping

Re: How times change.

PostPosted: Thu Apr 06, 2017 10:29 pm
by Cyclops
Oldbull wrote:The anusol cream bit is getting me worried ... verrry fookin worried in fact :shock)

be very afraid if hes sleeping with you Ian zzz jawdropping



Ahhh now the "chain Lube" makes sense rotfl

Re: How times change.

PostPosted: Thu Apr 06, 2017 10:37 pm
by T.Murphy aka Tim
Made me larrf, you lot lol

DA....what the fookin fook woukd I want contraceptives for otger than party tricks for fekks sakes :banghead)


Hooe to fook I dont get toothpaste, chain lube and anusol mixed up in any way... lol

Re: How times change.

PostPosted: Thu Apr 06, 2017 11:02 pm
by Dark Angel
T.Murphy wrote:DA....what the fookin fook woukd I want contraceptives for otger than party tricks for fekks sakes)


Oh, Jesus:shock)

...he’s forgotten what they’re forImage


See? ...Towdya he's an absent-minded owd coont! :mrgreen:

rotfl