Happy Birthday

[T.Murphy aka Tim]

.....not one of you twats wished me a Happy Birthday the other day. Not fekkin one of you.

[bluegas]

Every twat on here is now in that twatting Facebook group, you know the one cos you're never twatting well off it. You received plenty of happy birthdays on there, but here you go.
Happy belated twatting birthday, hope you had a good day.

Twat.

[jono49]

Likewise .........Pardon the pun!!!!!

[T.Murphy aka Tim]

fook off Blue gas and you too Jono. Facebook is vacuous utter suite and all "your" Birthday wishes on there are as shallow and meaningless as all the other momentary posts. Fukk off and when you get there just fukk off some more.

"John is having a pint in the Dancing Ponce.."

"Phylis is having chips at Kostas"

"Jono is shitting in a bag in the back of his van"

Soo fookin what. I give not one single fukk.

[T.Murphy aka Tim]

Every twat on here is now in that twatting Facebook group, you know the one cos you're never twatting well off it. You received plenty of happy birthdays on there, but here you go.
Happy belated twatting birthday, hope you had a good day.

Twat.

It's whoosh plop with you southern paper hats isn't it. Have you seen and read the quality of the fukkwits posts on those BB pages? It fukk in beggars belief.

In "protest" at the shallow empty, gobsmackingly fukkwittery myself and Cyclops, one summers evening and over a coffee at Kostas ( have I told you I visit Kostas at Matlock Bath on my motorbike? ) decided to "create" yet another fekkin Bird page, contribute little or no quality input and sit back and see what happens. Fukk me Betty if we haven't attracted over 400 members already. It's all a fukk in joke and we reap what we sow.
Cunch of bunts all you Facebook Fukkers

[T.Murphy aka Tim]

Ya see....some Quality posts here which you can come back to to hurl abuse whenever you want and as many times as you want cus you know where it is. I know it's difficult for everyone these days to try and read anything more than one 4 word sentence without losing concentration and interest ("where the fukk is the funny GIF or the Meme?") and then find it again because it's fekkin well way down a queue of a hundred meaningless shite posts but there you are.

As for my Birthday, it was shite, fekkin shite.

Bollox

[jono49]

Thank you for reminding me how shite it is which jogged my memory I was going to leave the BB group ages ago, so finally pulled the plug today along with a couple of others, remaining with the Irish road racing groups who are quite an orderly bunch and dont put up with facebook bollox