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Hardly Davidson is 100 today...

Postby Rolfy Dave » Thu Aug 28, 2003 6:16 pm

Well, here is my tribute to the famous American brand...

Harley, Harley, made of chrome,
Drive them out, then push them home.
Take them out and cruise for chicks,
The men who drive them have tiny dicks.
Farm equipment in disguise,
Sold by salesmen telling lies.
"Want to look tough, be a stud?
Then buy a Harley piece of crud.
Take them out and cruise the roads,
Packin' broads that look like toads,
Leaking oil on all our streets,
Hassling all the folks he meets,
The Harley man is macho king,
Chains and leather, that sort of thing.
So, drink your beer and shoot your dope,
Would I own a Harley? NOPE.

Happy birthday HD

Rolfy

Ps...did you know that 95% of all Harleys ever made are still on the road...........

The others made it home..... lol
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Postby Captain » Thu Aug 28, 2003 7:23 pm

:gives) You could make 10 good xx s with the material used for one Hardley :banghead) :banghead)
Keep the black bits down, and the shiny bits up!

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Postby swamp donkey » Thu Aug 28, 2003 7:25 pm

lol :stupid) and Rolfy their still ploughing fields down here with them :wink)
we up we down we gone !!!
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Postby bezzer » Thu Aug 28, 2003 7:52 pm

:clap: :rockon) Why does everyone keep nicking my sig :wink)
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95% of all Harley Davidsons ever made are still on the road... the other 5% made it home.
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Postby Demontat » Thu Aug 28, 2003 8:05 pm

100 years old and still running the same as the day they were born!! :D


Total crap.... but I must admit that I admire the exec's who run Hardley... they are building an empire selling crap and various items with their logo hand over fist to all the posers around the globe.... and getting fookin rich in the process!! :banghead)
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Postby TazCBR1100XX » Thu Aug 28, 2003 9:34 pm

Demontat wrote:but I must admit that I admire the exec's who run Hardley... they are building an empire selling crap and various items with their logo hand over fist to all the posers around the globe.... and getting fookin rich in the process


Must be a US thing cuz Bill Gates is doing the same :banghead)
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Postby Badgers cub » Thu Aug 28, 2003 10:11 pm

ROFL@TAZ
MY CAR IS FAST BUT NOT AS FAST AS THE BLACKBIRD!!!
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Postby bezzer » Thu Aug 28, 2003 10:28 pm

OI, it's past your bedtime :roll) and stop encouraging HIM :evil)
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Re: rolf

Postby Demontat » Thu Aug 28, 2003 11:24 pm

Badgers cub wrote:ROFL@TAZ




Everyone who has seen him laughs their ass off as well, Junior! :D
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OOOOOPS !!!

Postby Rolfy Dave » Fri Aug 29, 2003 1:38 pm

bezzer wrote::clap: :rockon) Why does everyone keep nicking my sig :wink)
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Sorry mate, it wasnt intentional...LOL

Funny how we all feel the same about Harley tractors eh ??

Best wishes,

Rolfy & Jan
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