I wuz coming home from work the other day and the traffic was queueing up as I was coming down the hill to a roundabout. I was in second gear waiting for oncoming traffic to clear before pulling out to blast down to the roundabout. All went clear, so I opened her up, hit a fookin cats eye, left foot banged down on gear lever due to the bump, bike went into first gear, right hand was still full on, front wheel went fookin skywards, so shut off throttle, wheel dropped again, put her back in second, wound the tap back again, and the fooker went skywards again
I would have been VERY proud of those two wheelies if I'd have intended either of them, and I'd be even prouder if I could do it again without the aid of cats eyes
I almost sheeit myself 
