IXXRA......The Home Of The Superblackbird

by **Demontat** » Thu Oct 23, 2003 6:47 am

Time to lighten the mood around here and at the same time provide a public service announcement. :roll)

With each response provide only ONE item that should be excluded from one's pee-hole...

I'll start :

The umbrellas from fancy pooftah drinks!!

by **Ladybird** » Thu Oct 23, 2003 7:12 am

Oh no please don't tell me you've tried this?

by **Chrixx** » Thu Oct 23, 2003 11:32 am

Hot Spark Plugs :bigcry:

by **XXAndy** » Thu Oct 23, 2003 1:24 pm

Hot soldering irons

by **mAjOr HaVoC** » Thu Oct 23, 2003 2:15 pm

Errrrrrr.................Knitting Needle?

by **mAjOr HaVoC** » Thu Oct 23, 2003 2:15 pm

Vinegar?

by **TazCBR1100XX** » Thu Oct 23, 2003 3:03 pm

Your wifes best mate :oops)

by **Demontat** » Thu Oct 23, 2003 3:30 pm

A

lipop stick :oops)

(here honey, suck this!!) :wink)

by **Rolfy Dave** » Thu Oct 23, 2003 7:25 pm

Just dont go there !!! :banghead)

Rolfy

by **bezzer** » Thu Oct 23, 2003 7:43 pm

kinnell Rolfy I think you've just killed this thread

by **Demontat** » Thu Oct 23, 2003 7:57 pm

Sweet mother !! :bigcry:

Dude probably stuck the apple back in the basket when he was done !! :bigcry:

by **Gizzit** » Thu Oct 23, 2003 8:15 pm

That'll teach the silly sod to chew his food!!

by **Hawk** » Thu Oct 23, 2003 11:10 pm

a seven iron

by **TazCBR1100XX** » Fri Oct 24, 2003 9:25 am

In that case then Rosie would have a permanent headache :bigcry:

by **Demontat** » Fri Oct 24, 2003 10:56 pm

PIERCED KNOB??!!?? :bigcry:

Sheeiitt !!! It already burns when I pee, I couldn't handle any more! :oops)

by **darkangel** » Fri Oct 24, 2003 10:59 pm

here Demon! i think you need to take a visit to the nearest clinic? (if you know what i meean nudge nudge wink wink!) :? :mrgreen:

by **darkangel** » Fri Oct 24, 2003 11:02 pm

hold on!

"POLISH BIRDS" cause when yer do they rip it out from the inside like one of those "umbrella" thingies that yer get at the "syph" clinic!

(ouch) (by the way when i say they ripp it out i mean yer heart!) :bigcry:

by **Demontat** » Fri Oct 24, 2003 11:12 pm

Clinics and I dont get along well since going to the clinic means taking tests... something Demon has never been good at. :roll)

Last time I went to a clinic it was to take a random drug screen. I panicked and took a chance at cheating. :twisted)

Thankfully, it worked as my whizz came back clear of any "non-essential" ingredients.... bummer is it also showed that I am pregnant and have a raging case of yeast infection.

by **darkangel** » Fri Oct 24, 2003 11:16 pm

so when's it due???????

as long as you & yer partner are happy ! HEY thats what matters! lol

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