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Things NOT to stick in your pee-hole

PostPosted: Thu Oct 23, 2003 6:47 am
by Demontat
Time to lighten the mood around here and at the same time provide a public service announcement. :roll)

With each response provide only ONE item that should be excluded from one's pee-hole...

I'll start :


The umbrellas from fancy pooftah drinks!!

PostPosted: Thu Oct 23, 2003 7:12 am
by Ladybird
Oh no please don't tell me you've tried this? :P :P :P

PostPosted: Thu Oct 23, 2003 11:32 am
by Chrixx
Hot Spark Plugs :bigcry:

PostPosted: Thu Oct 23, 2003 1:24 pm
by XXAndy
Hot soldering irons :D

PostPosted: Thu Oct 23, 2003 2:15 pm
by mAjOr HaVoC
Errrrrrr.................Knitting Needle?

PostPosted: Thu Oct 23, 2003 2:15 pm
by mAjOr HaVoC
:P

Vinegar?

PostPosted: Thu Oct 23, 2003 3:03 pm
by TazCBR1100XX
Your wifes best mate :oops)

PostPosted: Thu Oct 23, 2003 3:30 pm
by Demontat
A lollipop stick :oops) (here honey, suck this!!) :wink)

All I have to say is DONT !!!!!

PostPosted: Thu Oct 23, 2003 7:25 pm
by Rolfy Dave
Just dont go there !!! :banghead)

Rolfy

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 23, 2003 7:43 pm
by bezzer
:D kinnell Rolfy I think you've just killed this thread :P

PostPosted: Thu Oct 23, 2003 7:57 pm
by Demontat
Sweet mother !! :bigcry: Dude probably stuck the apple back in the basket when he was done !! :bigcry:

PostPosted: Thu Oct 23, 2003 8:15 pm
by Gizzit
That'll teach the silly sod to chew his food!!

PostPosted: Thu Oct 23, 2003 11:10 pm
by Hawk
a seven iron :P

PostPosted: Fri Oct 24, 2003 9:25 am
by TazCBR1100XX
In that case then Rosie would have a permanent headache :bigcry:

PostPosted: Fri Oct 24, 2003 10:56 pm
by Demontat
PIERCED KNOB??!!?? :bigcry: :bigcry: :bigcry:


Sheeiitt !!! It already burns when I pee, I couldn't handle any more! :oops)

PostPosted: Fri Oct 24, 2003 10:59 pm
by darkangel
here Demon! i think you need to take a visit to the nearest clinic? (if you know what i meean nudge nudge wink wink!) :? :mrgreen:

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 24, 2003 11:02 pm
by darkangel
hold on! :D "POLISH BIRDS" cause when yer do they rip it out from the inside like one of those "umbrella" thingies that yer get at the "syph" clinic! :( :( :( :( :( (ouch) (by the way when i say they ripp it out i mean yer heart!) :bigcry:

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 24, 2003 11:12 pm
by Demontat
Clinics and I dont get along well since going to the clinic means taking tests... something Demon has never been good at. :roll)

Last time I went to a clinic it was to take a random drug screen. I panicked and took a chance at cheating. :twisted) Thankfully, it worked as my whizz came back clear of any "non-essential" ingredients.... bummer is it also showed that I am pregnant and have a raging case of yeast infection. :P

PostPosted: Fri Oct 24, 2003 11:16 pm
by darkangel
lol lol lol lol so when's it due??????? :P as long as you & yer partner are happy ! HEY thats what matters! lol lol lol

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