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Dark Angel inspired this memory of mine...

Postby Demontat » Tue Oct 28, 2003 8:02 pm

I watched an ant climb a blade of grass this morning. When he reached
the top, his weight bent the blade down to the
ground. Then, twisting his thorax with insectile precision, he
grabbed hold of the next blade. In this manner, he traveled across the
lawn, covering as much distance vertically as he did
horizontally, which amused and delighted me.

And then, all at once, I had what is sometimes called an "epiphany", a
moment of heightened awareness in which everything
becomes clear. Yes, hunched over that ant on my hands and knees, on
my front lawn---I suddenly knew what I had to
do.............


Quit drinking before noon.
Trespass sweet the urge, give me my sin again.
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Postby darkangel » Tue Oct 28, 2003 8:05 pm

lol lol lol lol lol lol 8) :mrgreen

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Postby TazCBR1100XX » Tue Oct 28, 2003 8:06 pm

WHy not just cut the fookin grass instead - that way ya can carry on drinkin :D
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Postby Gizzit » Tue Oct 28, 2003 8:07 pm

Amaizing thng about ants I read somewhwere, its not until you start studying them through a magnifying glass on a hot sunny day that you realise just how many of them spontaniously combust. Incredible that they manage to survive really :|
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Postby Demontat » Tue Oct 28, 2003 8:09 pm

Gizzit wrote:Amaizing thng about ants I read somewhwere|




Looks like you're not far from getting pissed enough to find yourself on the front lawn. :P :P
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Postby TazCBR1100XX » Tue Oct 28, 2003 8:16 pm

Well I hope he can swim cuz it's pissing it darn here :mrgreen:
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Postby Gizzit » Tue Oct 28, 2003 8:41 pm

I'm pissing it up darn 'ere too :mrgreen: :P
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Postby darkangel » Tue Oct 28, 2003 8:44 pm

HOLD ON DEMON! ive just thought! does every one think im a "pisshead"??? :P :D (well everyone at the AA meetins thinks i am)

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Postby Bristle Hound » Thu Oct 30, 2003 2:52 pm

:clap: DT ! lol
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Postby Rolfy Dave » Thu Oct 30, 2003 6:02 pm

darkangel wrote:HOLD ON DEMON! ive just thought! does every one think im a "pisshead"??? :P :D (well everyone at the AA meetins thinks i am)

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Try joining the RAC... They dont give a fook.....rofl

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Postby darkangel » Thu Oct 30, 2003 10:00 pm

Tried that Rolfy! (to drunk to fill in the forms! :D )


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