So as ya don't feel left out Taz dude:
1) Taz walks into a bar, he sits next to a gorgeous blonde woman, he orders a drink and start looking at the woman. After a while he says to her "what do you say to a little fook?"
She looks down at him and says; "Hello little fook."
2) Taz gets on an elevator and pushes the button to go up, just before the door closes, a hand comes through and opens the door.
In steps a very large black man. Taz stares and says "You're the biggest man I have ever seen."
The man nods his head, and replies "I'm 6-9, weigh 259 lbs., and I have 16 inches, I'm Turner Brown."
Taz faints! After coming too, Taz asks the man to repeat himself.
So he does, "I said I'm 6 - 9, 259 lbs., with 16 inches, my name is Turner Brown."
Taz looked relieved and started laughing. "For a minute there, I thought you said 'Turn Around'."
3) Taz and Demon pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms. Demon can't get a hard on and to add insult to injury, has to listen to Taz and the other hooker grunting "One, two three, uhh...one, two three, uhh..." all fookin night long.
In the morning, Taz says to Demon, "So how was it for you?"
Demon relplies,
"It sucked. I couldn't get a hard-on all night."
Taz looking abashed replies,
"You think that's bad? I couldn't even get up on the fookin bed."
We all love ya really though