IXXRA......The Home Of The Superblackbird

by **Demontat** » Thu Oct 30, 2003 11:37 pm

We all have those moments or days or even worse, when everything seems wrong. When sadness is the last thing at night you remember and the first thing that awakens you in the morning. :bigcry:

When you are "down in the dumps" and feeling blue... what raises your spirits and brings a :-)

back to your face?

When I am feeling this way, the one thing that always cheers me up is:

I just look at my ENORMOUS penis,
and it just washes all my troubles away.

I just look at my ENORMOUS penis,
and good times are here to stay.

When life's got me down,
and I'm feeling so blue.
I look in my pants and say "how do you do?"

Thats right, I just look at my ENORMOUS penis,
and it just washes all my troubles away.

by **bezzer** » Fri Oct 31, 2003 12:06 am

Yeah right, then you wake up properly I suppose :roll)

by **BirdAddict** » Fri Oct 31, 2003 8:39 am

Demon , you don't have some type of penis fetish do you ?
Could you be trying to tell us something...?

This is Ixxra

...Intn'l

Riders Association...not the GRA...Gay Riders Association, we only care what bike you ride, not who you ride or is riding you....

lol

by **Grippy** » Fri Oct 31, 2003 10:55 am

Hey Demon... Thats ok for Donkey Dicks like you, but what if the reason that I am so miserable is that I have read your early morning ramblings and realise that I'm not as well endowed as I had thought?

What do I do then?

Oh yeah... I remember... I roll over and use it :hump) instead of just admiring it :rockon)

and Mrs Grippy is well happy too! :blowme)

by **Gizzit** » Fri Oct 31, 2003 11:01 am

There was a young man name of Demon
Whoâ€™s knob was always deceiving
He thought that his stump
Was rigged for a hump
But in fact like his hair was receding :oops)

Boom Boom!

by **Demontat** » Fri Oct 31, 2003 3:53 pm

BirdAddict wrote:
This is ...Intn'l Riders Association...not the GRA...Gay Riders Association, we only care what bike you ride, not who you ride or is riding you....

uuuhhhh...... :wtf:

by **TazCBR1100XX** » Fri Oct 31, 2003 9:12 pm

That'll teach ya not to keep talking about yer :knob) lol

by **Bristle Hound** » Sat Nov 01, 2003 1:25 pm

Gizzit wrote:There was a young man name of Demon
Whoâ€™s knob was always deceiving
He thought that his stump
Was rigged for a hump
But in fact like his hair was receding

Boom Boom!

Nearly pissed me self laughing at that 1 Gizzit ! :thumbsup)

DT u r 1 sad & bored mother, but fookin' funny with it ! lol

by **Chrixx** » Sun Nov 02, 2003 8:07 am

Does anyone know if Demontat needs aspecial, tough, carbon fibre tank protector or is that tank bag really a safety buffer :?

by **XXAndy** » Sun Nov 02, 2003 8:46 pm

There was a man from Nantucket
Who's dick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin,
As he wiped off his chin,
If my ear were a coont, I would fook it!

by **Demontat** » Mon Nov 03, 2003 6:02 am

Hickory dickory-dock,
Gizzit-n-Andy were sucking my c*ck!!

The clock struck two,
I dropped my goo,
and dropped the bitches off at the next block!!

by **TazCBR1100XX** » Mon Nov 03, 2003 1:52 pm

by **Gizzit** » Mon Nov 03, 2003 2:46 pm

So as ya don't feel left out Taz dude:

1) Taz walks into a bar, he sits next to a gorgeous blonde woman, he orders a drink and start looking at the woman. After a while he says to her "what do you say to a little fook?"
She looks down at him and says; "Hello little fook."

2) Taz gets on an elevator and pushes the button to go up, just before the door closes, a hand comes through and opens the door.
In steps a very large black man. Taz stares and says "You're the biggest man I have ever seen."
The man nods his head, and replies "I'm 6-9, weigh 259 lbs., and I have 16 inches, I'm Turner Brown."
Taz faints! After coming too, Taz asks the man to repeat himself.
So he does, "I said I'm 6 - 9, 259 lbs., with 16 inches, my name is Turner Brown."
Taz looked relieved and started laughing. "For a minute there, I thought you said 'Turn Around'."

3) Taz and Demon pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms. Demon can't get a hard on and to add insult to injury, has to listen to Taz and the other hooker grunting "One, two three, uhh...one, two three, uhh..." all fookin night long.

In the morning, Taz says to Demon, "So how was it for you?"

Demon relplies,
"It sucked. I couldn't get a hard-on all night."

Taz looking abashed replies,
"You think that's bad? I couldn't even get up on the fookin bed."

We all love ya really though

by **BirdAddict** » Mon Nov 03, 2003 2:51 pm

...great one :banghead)

by **TazCBR1100XX** » Mon Nov 03, 2003 5:03 pm

I wasn't feeling left out, but I think I am now

by **Bristle Hound** » Tue Nov 04, 2003 11:00 pm

Fookin' ace Gizzit ! :clap:

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