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This years must have Xmas Present

Postby bezzer » Wed Nov 26, 2003 9:51 pm

...it's got YOU writtten all over it TAZ :mrgreen:

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For mature audiences only,Humphrey the Humping Dog which is a stuffed toy Chihuahua that manically and noisily humps anything that isn't nailed down.
Nothing gives Humphrey greater pleasure than having the straps on his front legs attached to an unsuspecting victim so he can hump away at their leg getting progressively faster and noisier culminating in a satisfied sigh of sexual relief. Possibly not the best gift to give to your ageing granny but guaranteed to bring a laugh to anyone who witnesses this randy little pup in action. As seen on V Graham Norton and Today with Des and Mel.

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Postby BirdAddict » Wed Nov 26, 2003 10:04 pm

Hold on now then Bezz...are you sure that isn't Taz ????
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Postby bezzer » Wed Nov 26, 2003 10:24 pm

No I'm not sure, If you got a cartoonist to draw a charactature "Taz Dog" I'm pretty certain that's what it would look like :|
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Postby BirdAddict » Wed Nov 26, 2003 11:15 pm

He wouldn't stop at anything to get his leg over.
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Postby TazCBR1100XX » Thu Nov 27, 2003 6:07 pm

Therez fook all wrong with a :hump) of anything, anywhere, anytime :D
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