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Postby AnthSP1 » Sat Aug 02, 2003 8:05 pm

I read somewhere that if you piss on your tires it will actually help in track times.

You have to piss on them directly on the center & the ambient temperature cannot exceed the temperature of the piss by more than 3%. Improper pissing can cause high speed instability.
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Postby BirdAddict » Sat Aug 02, 2003 8:10 pm

better you than me mate...
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Postby bezzer » Sat Aug 02, 2003 9:13 pm

take it you have to have a dick thermostat to make sure you get the right temperature then, OI TRIDENT... I feel another experiment coming on just got to find a mug...sorry volunteer, a dwarf would be best if only we could find one on this forum. :finger:
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Postby Shuggie » Sat Aug 02, 2003 9:17 pm

Sounds like one for Trident .....If he's brave enough!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby BirdAddict » Sat Aug 02, 2003 9:22 pm

Yo Trident, hope your aim is good as we dont want you to do a great lap time only to find you've pissed all over your breaks and can't stop before you run out of track. :lol: lol
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Postby Trident » Sat Aug 02, 2003 9:51 pm

No problem, the experiment is scheduled for tomorrow, I'll piss on GB's & BA's tires and then I'll see if I can get away from them. :twisted:

If they catch me and I get a good beating :bigcry: , the evidence will point to the fact that pissing on tires improves your track times. If I get away from then it disproves the theory. :D

Simple enough.
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Postby Bristle Hound » Sat Aug 02, 2003 10:36 pm

:stupid: lol
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Postby jack » Sat Aug 02, 2003 11:20 pm

I think this is technically know as being a PISS ARTIST :finger:
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Postby swamp donkey » Sun Aug 03, 2003 12:12 am

lol :thumbsup:
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Postby Demontat » Sun Aug 03, 2003 5:40 am

When I was in boot camp for the Marine Corps and we had to do the group shower thing I pissed all over the legs of this dickhead in my platoon everyday for a week... :evil: :twisted:

He never knew, but MANY others did and we used to laugh almost uncontrollably about it :rockon:
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Postby swamp donkey » Sun Aug 03, 2003 7:47 am

Demon you asshole trust you to lower the tone AGAIN rofl
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Postby bov » Sun Aug 03, 2003 4:20 pm

Trident. I hope you're taking this experiment seriously :|
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