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Postby bezzer » Sat Dec 06, 2003 12:50 am

You ride fast bikes, are your eyes up it ???
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Well are yours O.K ?? :P
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Postby BirdAddict » Sat Dec 06, 2003 1:03 am

Waterfall......What fookin waterfall ???
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Postby bezzer » Sat Dec 06, 2003 1:32 am

BirdAddict wrote:Waterfall......What fookin waterfall ???


and I suppose the second one was too blurred for you to be able to read it :mrgreen:
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Postby TazCBR1100XX » Sat Dec 06, 2003 1:36 pm

There's a knack to this Bezzer - what ya do is stare at the babe for 5 minutes while yer pullin yer pud, then just before ya get to the vinegar stroke, ya read the text - and if yer rythm is right, the jerkin of yer gerkin compensates for the flickerin of the text and ya can read it as if it's just plain old text :D
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Postby BirdAddict » Sat Dec 06, 2003 2:13 pm

And I suppose you've made that asumption based on experience ?


...I don't know... I usualy have my eyes closed by that stage lol
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Postby Grey Wolf » Sun Dec 07, 2003 9:30 am

Still no waterfaaaaaaaaalllllllllll

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Postby Badgers cub » Sun Dec 07, 2003 8:17 pm

Taz should know, he did it!
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Postby numb bits » Sun Dec 07, 2003 10:26 pm

oo aa

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yesssss yessssss

babbbbyyyyy (qick wipe on the curtains) thats better..
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Postby REEFER » Mon Dec 08, 2003 12:04 am

what babe :D
all i can see is a waterfall :roll)
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Postby bezzer » Mon Dec 08, 2003 12:19 am

You'll have to cut back a bit on the touring dude you've got programmed into looking at the scenery, try staring at the waterfall for 5 minutes to see if that works :roll)
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Postby Chrixx » Tue Dec 09, 2003 7:34 am

I tried to save the nice scenery for my computer wallpaper but some blasted woman keeps getting in the way. Its just not cricket, I say old boy! :P
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