..who the hell left Ozzy in charge of a quadbike FFS, you wouldn't want him in control of anything more technical than an egg whisk and then only at a push.
Oh well something good has come out of it, his condition is described as "stable", that'll be the first time in his life then
Get well soon Ozzy the world needs people like you to brighten their day.
Come to think of it we ought to send him a card and invite him on the board he'd fit right in. Second thoughts forget it, he'd never work it out.
One of my favourite quotes " FFS I'm the Prince of fookin Darkness Sharon, I don't fookin do bubbles" - when she wanted him to use a bubble making machine on one of his gigs.