Get well soon...WTF..

[bezzer]

..who the hell left Ozzy in charge of a quadbike FFS, you wouldn't want him in control of anything more technical than an egg whisk and then only at a push.

Oh well something good has come out of it, his condition is described as "stable", that'll be the first time in his life then

Get well soon Ozzy the world needs people like you to brighten their day.
Come to think of it we ought to send him a card and invite him on the board he'd fit right in. Second thoughts forget it, he'd never work it out.

One of my favourite quotes " FFS I'm the Prince of fookin Darkness Sharon, I don't fookin do bubbles" - when she wanted him to use a bubble making machine on one of his gigs.

[swamp donkey]

get well soon Ozzy

[TazCBR1100XX]

Get well soon Ozzy the world needs people like you to brighten their day. Come to think of it we ought to send him a card and invite him on the board he'd fit right in

So go on then - find out where the fooker is and let's get the mad twat onboard - I hate people who stand on a stage thinking they're fookin comedians, but this guy really cracks me up BIG time I used to think I was fookin crazy til I saw him and his fookin tribe

[Demontat]

I, I... I, uh uh, I, I, uh I am pr.. pr.. proud to say tha.. tha, that I, uh... I saw Oz.. Oz, uh OZZY live in Sea..aa , aa , Seattle.

Simply put... many have mastered heavy metal throughout the years, but Ozzy was the frontman that CREATED heavy metal. Much respect for that!!!

[TazCBR1100XX]

Well I ain't into that heavy metal shit, but the man is one funny human been

[Ladybird]

I've gotta go along with you guys and say GET WELL OZZY - least you did it on a bike....well....errr.....quad! Hats off to ya matey!

As someone said in the media, one of his mates I believe - he must have just felt like a blast out, a bit of freedom on his estate.

I've gotta say....he's a top boy in my eyes, and I agree Bezzer he'd fit right in here.

How the hell he puts up with all that shite (dog that is ) in his life I'll never know.

He's got a good gal' in Sharon she'll see him right, of this I am sure. The Osbournes top viewing, if ya feel a little low and want a really good laugh.

[TazCBR1100XX]

if ya feel a little low and want a really good laugh

Go to Taz's house

[Bristle Hound]

if ya feel a little low and want a really good laugh

Go to Taz's house & check him out in the bedroom

[XXAndy]

One of the funniest things I ever saw (apart from that episode involving Taz, BH, BA and the indstrial strength axle grease , was when Ozzy was trying to talk to the computer in his new car:

Ozzy: "rrrr...rrr... fff... f**kin' rr...radio"
Computer: "Telephone"
Ozzy:"NO..FFFF...FF**KING RRRRADIO"
Computer:Telephone"
Ozzt" NO....FFFF..FOR FF**KS SAKE FFF**KING RRRRADIO
Compter:"Telephone"
Ozzy"%$**!!$%**"!%*

Absolutely briliant