European B&B's for bikers

[Ladybird]

Just picked this up from crew mail.....what would your feedback be?

Dear Sir/Madam,
I am considering the possibility of opening a Bed and Breakfast accomodation in South West France or Spain.

I would aim to cater primarily for motorcyclists and thereforewould be extremely gratefulfor any information you or your members could provide on the following:

*If they have toured in France or Spain, was it advantageous to them to find English speaking accomodation and if so could they locate it easily?

*Was the accomodation they stayed in "Motorcycle Friendly"?

*What facilities would they want from any accomodation they chose to stay in on a motorcycle trip?

I thank you in advance for your assistance and look forward to receiving any information you can provide

Regards
Mark Gillespie

[TazCBR1100XX]

My feedback would be 'Stop trying to nick my future punters you twat'

[Chuff]

My feedback would be 'Stop trying to nick my future punters you twat'

, how did I know it would be summat along these lines