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top 20 tips

PostPosted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 4:06 pm
by aj
pinched this off another site... worth a read



Motorcycle wisdom-Top 20



20. The two most useless things to a rider are the braking distance behind
you, and nine-tenth of a second ago.

19. Remember... gravity and centrifugal force are not just good ideas. They
are laws and are not subject to appeal.

18. Keep looking around. There's always something you've missed.

17. Good judgment comes from experience. Unfortunately, the experience usually
comes from bad judgment.

16. In the ongoing battle between objects made of metal, rubber, and
fiberglass... going 100+ miles per hour, and the ground going zero miles per
hour, the ground has yet to lose. Same holds for cars, large trucks, and
animals taller than you. Draws don't count.

15. If all you can see in your mirrors is sparks and all you can hear is
screaming from your passenger, things may not be as they should be.

14. You start with a bag full of luck and an empty bag of experience. The
trick is to fill the bag of experience before you empty the bag of luck.

13. There are two simple rules for riding smoothly and fast in snow and on
ice. Unfortunately no one knows what they are.

12. Always try to keep the number of times you put your sidestand down equal
to the number of times you put the sidestand up.

11. Never let a motorcycle take you somewhere your brain didn't get to three
seconds earlier.
10. You know you've left the sidestand down when your first left turn is one
of those bad learning experiences. You know you've left the centerstand down
when your in 1st gear at 4000 rpm going nowhere.

9. Learn from the mistakes of others. You won't live long enough to make all
of them yourself.

8. When in doubt slow down. No one has ever hit something too slow.

7. The rear wheel is just a big fan on back of the bike used to keep the rider
cool and his/her butt relaxed. If going into a corner too fast,
slamming on the rear brake causes the "fan" to abruptly stop. When this
happens you can actually see the rider start sweating and his/her butt
become tense.

6. The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire.

5. It's always better to be on the sidelines wishing you were on the track,
than on the track wishing you were on the sidelines.

4. Riding isn't dangerous! Crashing is dangerous!

3. If you push the bars left, the bike goes left. If you push the bars right,
the bike goes right. That is, unless you continue pushing the bars
all the way, then the bike will go down.

2. Every ride is optional.

1. A "good" ride is one from which you can walk away. A "great" ride is one
after which you can use the bike again.



regards :wink)
aj
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 4:17 pm
by Akuji
number 3 is incorrect - have you never heard of counter-steering :roll) :roll)

PostPosted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 4:54 pm
by aj
Akuji wrote:number 3 is incorrect - have you never heard of counter-steering :roll) :roll)



what you asking me fore???? :-? ....i'm not the author...try reading all the post :banghead) :wazzup) :tool)

perhaps you need to read something into it to get something out of it??? :-? :P :mrgreen:

regards :wink)
aj

PostPosted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 6:52 pm
by Tim
:clap: :clap: ...very good aj, but where's the one abount the chain and the coont :-?

:D

PostPosted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 7:38 pm
by Hugh Janus
and the one about eating yellow snow :( :(

PostPosted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 7:45 pm
by MaXX2
---and the one about starting Yamaha's with Honda keys :P :|

PostPosted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 7:59 pm
by aj
Tim wrote::clap: :clap: ...very good aj, but where's the one abount the chain and the coont :-?

:D



yer just missed him.. :P




Maxxipants.... lol :getthis)


Hugeass....dunow... but if it improves ones ridding skills I’ll find out fer yer :P :roll) :banghead)

regards :wink)
aj

PostPosted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 11:22 pm
by Akuji
Tim wrote::clap: :clap: ...very good aj, but where's the one abount the chain and the coont :-?

:D


don't know about the chain but you're the coont :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

PostPosted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 11:54 pm
by Tim
Akuji wrote:
Tim wrote::clap: :clap: ...very good aj, but where's the one abount the chain and the coont :-?

:D


don't know about the chain but you're the coont :mrgreen: :mrgreen:



fook sakes...give over...I can't fookin read for the tears.......

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 11:56 pm
by Tigger
aj wrote:
Akuji wrote:number 3 is incorrect - have you never heard of counter-steering :roll) :roll)



what you asking me fore???? :-? ....i'm not the author...try reading all the post :banghead) :wazzup) :tool)

perhaps you need to read something into it to get something out of it??? :-? :P :mrgreen:

regards :wink)
aj


i think you and i have crashed enough bikes one way or another so we are not qualified to chastise kujo on that point mate, (his eyesight is obv better than ours), but take the piss all ya want :mrgreen: lol

PostPosted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 12:53 am
by Akuji
my eyesight is considerably better than most - even when riding through wales in the dark :wink) :wink)

PostPosted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 1:20 am
by Tonester
Akuji wrote:my eyesight is considerably better than most - even when riding through wales in the dark :wink) :wink)


Isn't that the best time to ride through Wales? 8)

It's a bit like shagging an ugly chick, you never want the lights on :wink)

PostPosted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 2:09 pm
by MaXX2
Akuji wrote:my LUCK is considerably better than most - especially when riding through wales in the dark :wink) :wink)


Sorted it for ya m8 :wink) :wink) :mrgreen:

PostPosted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 3:08 pm
by Akuji
MaXX2 wrote:
Akuji wrote:my LUCK is considerably better than most - especially when riding through wales in the dark :wink) :wink)


Sorted it for ya m8 :wink) :wink) :mrgreen:


told ya matey if ya wanna race anytime just let me know - let's see how fookin' good that overpriced suspension really is :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

PostPosted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 3:09 pm
by Akuji
Tonester wrote:
Akuji wrote:my eyesight is considerably better than most - even when riding through wales in the dark :wink) :wink)


Isn't that the best time to ride through Wales? 8)

It's a bit like shagging an ugly chick, you never want the lights on :wink)


couldn't agree more toney, which is why in some parts even tim is considered good looking.................





































down a fookin' mine with the lights out :D :D

PostPosted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 11:20 pm
by REEFER
down a fookin' mine with the lights out


which is where my last rideout ended

:D

sorry bit late on this post..but it all counts :mrgreen:

Re: top 20 tips

PostPosted: Mon Feb 13, 2012 1:26 am
by KenG
number 3 is correct to me. of your riding along. [PUSH]

you pull on the left to go left etc of your 2 feet are down and your doing a tight turn in a car park. [pull]

Re: top 20 tips

PostPosted: Mon Feb 13, 2012 9:34 am
by MaXX2
KenG wrote:number 3 is correct to me. of your riding along. [PUSH]

you pull on the left to go left etc of your 2 feet are down and your doing a tight turn in a car park. [pull]


lol lol You're right Ken and don't worry about it. No. 3 is a shockingly simple description of counter-steering :mrgreen:

The reason nobody corrected Akuji, is that he specialised in posting endless stuff to wind people up and it became that commonplace, that nobody bothered to correct it any more... even if we'd have doubled the number of Mods, there just weren't enough hours in the day :wink)

Most of those threads are consigned to antiquity, but now you know the rule... you'll know what to look for as you peruse the site further and back in time :thumbsup)