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[aj]

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garage finished... collecting my bird from my mates house on Sunday...my mate who died recently

she's been on an optimate since October so she should be good to go...

ring rusty so.....do i go and put some miles on her or just take her back to cressage....hummmm....

regards
aj

[T.Murphy aka Tim]

Yes.
Enjoy.
......and as Ted Crilley would say..."careful now"

[aj]

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who's ted crilley...????...one of your imaginary friends...???

egads
aj

[aj]

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no .. wouldn't start....

battery fully charged
kill switch off
ignition on
lights all work
hit starter and nothing... not a sausage...no engaging of starter motor.. nothing
checked fuse...ok...

so stumped...

ideas gratefully received..

regards
aj

[Oldbull]

Try it with the kill switch in the ON position AJ

[aj]

Try it with the kill switch in the ON position AJ

yeeerrrssss... done that....tried it on and off... stil no response...

regards
aj

[T.Murphy aka Tim]

Oh my !
Oh Lord!

Good things come to those who wait.

Come to Daddy !

Wait for it.....

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Ya ready?

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" have you changed ya reg/rec? Fink its that.......mind you I know nuffink about bike lecktrickery.....Mikers World might sort it iffin ya need ya tyres pumping up. Ya checked ya pressures? 42 psi front and rear." Bwahahahahahhaaaaaa !


There, thats better. Fanks, I needed that.

So, you turn the key and dash lights come on yes?

You press the starter and nothing eh? Not even a click? Does the dash lights dim when your starter is pressed? No, then its ya starter solenoid under seat on LHS next to the battery mightbe at fault. Lift the loose rubber cap to reveal the two terminals and see if theyre corroded/furredup.
With ignition OFF ffs' s, clean the terminals with ya toothbrush and maybe a proprietary cleaning agent. Mebbes give the solenoid a tap too with a small hammer in case its jammed.
If that works go straight to the bathroom and brush your teeth immediately , BEFORE rinsing ya toothbrush.

[jono49]

Sidestand switch

[Dark Angel]

Sidestand switch

+1

[aj]

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Whist watching the swoooshfookit last night I had a vision....
I had a vision of me trying to start the fekinbell thing on the centre stand
And with the side stand also sticking out....

I think I'm right in saying that ...if I recall correctly... The feekker won't start with the side stand out
It's been so long now that my memory of such stuff has faded into oblivion....

I'll have to summon a Mobil mechcnnnannick to go round and try it with the side stand up
Before I trave the 40 miles or so to try again to collect it...

I tell you what..I'm giving up this getting old lark....really pithes me off... :


Retarded
Aj...

[T.Murphy aka Tim]

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Whist watching the swoooshfookit last night I had a vision....
I had a vision of me trying to start the fekinbell thing on the centre stand
And with the side stand also sticking out....

I think I'm right in saying that ...if I recall correctly... The feekker won't start with the side stand out
It's been so long now that my memory of such stuff has faded into oblivion....

I'll have to summon a Mobil mechcnnnannick to go round and try it with the side stand up
Before I trave the 40 miles or so to try again to collect it...

I tell you what..I'm giving up this getting old lark....really pithes me off... :


Retarded
Aj...

Well? C'mon, youve had all day. You sorted yet?

[aj]

Well? C'mon, youve had all day. You sorted yet?

Well...as it appens ...the youngest son of deceased dave put side stand up turned key and it fired up
So yes I think it's fine...can't go down to Leominster until the weekend to pick it up...transport issues

Need a new Elmet to...that's another story but I'll get one tomorrow from Honda Shrewsbury
No motorcycle assessory specialist stores in shrews apparently ...so Honda or nufin

Regards
Aj

[T.Murphy aka Tim]

Well? C'mon, youve had all day. You sorted yet?

Well...as it appens ...the youngest son of deceased dave put side stand up turned key and it fired up
So yes I think it's fine...can't go down to Leominster until the weekend to pick it up...transport issues

Need a new Elmet to...that's another story but I'll get one tomorrow from Honda Shrewsbury
No motorcycle assessory specialist stores in shrews apparently ...so Honda or nufin

Regards
Aj

Where are you now, I forgot. Is J&S clothing at Northwich too far from you.

Sidestand , fook me Betty.

[aj]

Where are you now, I forgot. Is J&S clothing at Northwich too far from you.

Sidestand , fook me Betty.

Cressage... A settlement 8miles south of Shrewsbury on the road to Bridgnorth ....
Bit far is northwitch....

Regards
Aj...

If that well known tart Philmiss Morris bothered to look at my Facebook page she would know where I was

[barsteward]

Fook me Gay jay . I'm fookin opless wi meclectrics but the side stand is always the first thing I check if it don't start, especially if the birds laid on it's side (see what I did there Tim)

Order your elmut from Ghost Bikes or summut like that...... Yer know the fookin size of yer edd don't yer unless it's altering at the same rate as yer fookin brain.

Paperatt

[jono49]

Gay Jay you might find this book useful

[T.Murphy aka Tim]

Gay Jay you might find this book useful

Ladybird book.jpg

[aj]

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This time... Sunday afternoon...side stand up... And away

Restarted
Aj

[T.Murphy aka Tim]

Still don't understand what the problem was

"Sidestand switch" they cry. "Hoorah" you reply, "sidestand was down" I dont follow. The Bird will start when in neutral and with the sidestand down. So, was the thick twat trying to start it, on the sidestand but in gear with the clutch lever pulled in or what? Or is the sidestand switch faulty and waiting to bite ya arse when ya next trailing ya back brake with ya elbow down?

Excuse if Im missing summink obvious?

[aj]

Wow...fekkkin awesome... I'm knakerpated...need to build up the miles
Shaged out after 50 today..

Resusetated
Aj