2018 Borders Gaylords Easter Run 20/21/22 April

[Fatbert]

Otherwise occupied!!

[Coggy]

You might need this?
http://scotgov.maps.arcgis.com/apps/web ... c0bd0b1aab

[Dark Angel]

Otherwise occupied!!

No – I wasn’t askin’ abart you, ya coont – an’ we don’t need ya self-portrait, either…

...BUT... while we’re here…



What’s brought you here?

…They find out yer weren’t kiddin’ and kickyer out?

[Dark Angel]

You might need this?

Fuffooks-ache Les - they're goin' in April...

- it'll be fookin' sco-rchio by then!

[Fatbert]

[Fatbert]

No – I wasn’t askin’ abart you, ya coont – an’ we don’t need ya self-portrait, either…
......

Someone will recognise their own front room very shortly

Then spit hot coffee all over the place!

Guaranteed!!

[jono49]

Never had an Easter run thread reduced to such Bollox!
Pictures of ex boyfriends micro penises, wtf is coming to......oh aye it's the that new member Fat Lad Fook of with yer BIRD Bollox this is

[smileymiley]

Yes it's only 5 Months away plenty of time to find loads of excuses to opt out? But for the die hards who turn up year on year, it'll be the usual drill book accomodation ride up on Friday, Rideout Satadee Head home Sunday Knackered post a couple of pics on here and go into hibernation again

Roll Call

Tim
Cyclops
Fat Bert & Pam....of his hand
Hamish & June
Ramo
Bluegas
Smiley Miley & His right hand
Alan
Steve
Grant 57
Smudger Smith (And his Luuurv Truncheon)
Dave B

You not attending then Jono?

[Cyclops]

Yes it's only 5 Months away plenty of time to find loads of excuses to opt out? But for the die hards who turn up year on year, it'll be the usual drill book accomodation ride up on Friday, Rideout Satadee Head home Sunday Knackered post a couple of pics on here and go into hibernation again

Roll Call

Tim
Cyclops
Fat Bert & Pam....of his hand
Hamish & June
Ramo
Bluegas
Smiley Miley & His right hand
Alan
Steve
Grant 57
Smudger Smith (And his Luuurv Truncheon)
Dave B

You not attending then Jono?

No he has seen Fat Berts attending and removed himself off the list

[Dark Angel]

Never had an Easter run thread reduced to such Bollox!
Pictures of ex boyfriends micro penises, wtf is coming to......oh aye it's the that new member Fat Lad Fook of with yer BIRD Bollox this is

[Fatbert]

Well if nothing else it's livened things up a bit

Let's be right here, BIRD has, unfortunately, denigrated to aabsolute Pissssh - I cannot believe how puerile it's become

Banter? Oh Yes
Mind-numbing drivel? Not a chance

[jono49]

That last pic tickled me......I have an elderly customer who has fallen victim to Dementia who recently gave her daughter a royal bollocking for not answering her Mobile.......she'd been trying to phone her with the TV remote!..........We're all getting there slowly!

[Barrie]

Well if nothing else it's livened things up a bit

Let's be right here, BIRD has, unfortunately, denigrated to aabsolute Pissssh - I cannot believe how puerile it's become

Banter? Oh Yes
Mind-numbing drivel? Not a chance

BIRD is no longer a bike forum. One of the moderators is anti motorcycle. The highlight of their conversation is about their quiz.

[Fatbert]

.......oh aye it's the that new member Fat Lad Fook of with yer BIRD Bollox this is

Check the joining date?

2012 ya blind Scots bastid!

.......she'd been trying to phone her with the TV remote!..............

So THAT'S Timbos excuse eh?

[Dark Angel]

...oh aye it's the that new member Fat Lad Fook of with yer BIRD Bollox this is

Check the joining date

…a proper “regular” on here, intcha?

…Yerve posted more in the past ten days than in (probably) the last few years.

…I think I’m beginning to see why the CT boys fooked yer off!

[Fatbert]

....

…Yerve posted more in the past ten days than in (probably) the last few years.

….....

I think I've probably posted more in the last few days than the entire IXXRA crew have all year!



Probably because I'm a gobby twat with way too much times on my hands!

[Thought I'd type what you are thinking LOL LOL LOL]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvcmunJl2dg

and this is normally how I respond to Phylis Doris ......................

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhypUYdeJp4

[jono49]

Got to hand it to you .......By the fook yer a persistant Coont .......Oh aye, forgot to ask? do you run a burger tent?

[Fatbert]

........Oh aye, forgot to ask? do you run a burger tent?

No - just frequent them occasionally!!

[Dark Angel]

[Fatbert]

That's fine Eric - I can take a subtle hint!

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[Coggy]

I cannot imagine what you were searching for when you found that

[Fatbert]

....

I cannot imagine what you were searching for when you found that

R1 Users Forum ?

[Dark Angel]

That's fine Eric - I can take a subtle hint!

No you can’t – yer still ‘ere!!

Go get yerself one o’ these an don’t be so fookin sensitive!



and as for this…

[Fatbert]

CAUTION - Bite Alert!

[Dark Angel]

CAUTION - Bite Alert!