Next Sundi mornin' (26 April 2015) I’ll be toppin' up with fuel at Junction 31 M6 (Preston C) at 10 o’clock - in the mornin' - as fookin stated - before ya fookin start...
I’ll be leaving there (Junction 31 M6 (Preston C) at 1015, then making progress to Glasson Dock for a cuppa.
Devils Bridge will be next on the agenda fer some grub - then a bit of a scout round on some of the ancient, ‘speed traps for you’ roads before wending my way homeward.
Yeah, yeah - I know - Competely lackin' in flair, imagination or day-vil-may-careness but, hey - what can I tell ya?