Borders October Rideout

[T.Murphy aka Tim]

Is any fooka doing one then? Two weeks to go and not a fookin sausage. Me, I'm gonna book into Graham Arms Hotel tomorrow. Cook hanging about.

[Simmo]

Ah someone sorting a ride , been waiting for this! two weeks time is ok, if it's not pissing down

[jono49]

I've booked a dry run

[T.Murphy aka Tim]

I've booked a dry run

Never mind about fekkin dry runs and all ya other bollox........get a fekkin proper thread up with a date. ( for them that dont know of course cos Im fekkin coming up two weeks today Friday 16th October, and Saturday 17th returning to civilisation on the Sunday no matter what)
Coontybollox

[Dark Angel]

..An' 'owyer geddinthere, Buktu?

I luvvya, m8 - budda struggle ter see me ridin' int cumpny of a fookin' GS...

...Nar...
...norreven fer thee, lad!

(Arrr...say anythin' other than "fook off" 'n yer might talk me into it, tho'...)

[Dark Angel]

...Not bad - in fact, surprisingly good fer Octoby...

[Akuji]

Can I come in the car

[Mister Majestik]

Can I come in the car

Tart,

get one of them bikes out, tight coont

[Akuji]

Can I come in the car

Tart,

get one of them bikes out, tight coont

neither are taxed or mot'd and i ain't got the time to get them done

[Mister Majestik]

Can I come in the car

ok,

but only if ya wear full bike gear, inc helmet

so you look a bigger twat than normal


(still a tight coont though )

[Dark Angel]

neither are taxed or mot'd and i ain't got the time to get them done

...Aye... understood...

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...two weeks just flies by, dunnit...

[Akuji]

erm 2 weeks we moved house a month ago and decorating is under way, then we're off to germany in 3 weeks for a week - busy busy busy - and i've done 1400miles in the truck this week too

[Dark Angel]

erm 2 weeks we moved house a month ago and decorating is under way, then we're off to germany in 3 weeks for a week - busy busy busy - and i've done 1400miles in the truck this week too

Luxury!!...

...We're int middle uvva full renovation but we still went ta France 'n' back (did 3,000 mi-yulls), run two marathons, swam lake coniston int dark wi'art a life jacket, 'ad ter walk 'ome 'cus 'er indoors wen-tertairdressers 'n' fergot ter pick me up, saved five maidens frum a fate wuss than death a'n' kilt two dragons cuz thi wuz mekkin' too much noise artside o't bedroom winder when I were tryin' ter get an' hour's kip before settin' off to work on Sundi mornin'....

Yerve godda fookin' week ter spare in there, pal...

Gettyer bike fookin' Mottied n taxed an' geddoff yer arse annartert touse, ya wazzuck...

[Akuji]

erm 2 weeks we moved house a month ago and decorating is under way, then we're off to germany in 3 weeks for a week - busy busy busy - and i've done 1400miles in the truck this week too

Luxury!!...

...We're int middle uvva full renovation but we still went ta France 'n' back (did 3,000 mi-yulls), run two marathons, swam lake coniston int dark wi'art a life jacket, 'ad ter walk 'ome 'cus 'er indoors wen-tertairdressers 'n' fergot ter pick me up, saved five maidens frum a fate wuss than death a'n' kilt two dragons cuz thi wuz mekkin' too much noise artside o't bedroom winder when I were tryin' ter get an' hour's kip before settin' off to work on Sundi mornin'....

Yerve godda fookin' week ter spare in there, pal...

Gettyer bike fookin' Mottied n taxed an' geddoff yer arse annartert touse, ya wazzuck...

but i don't have an army of minions like you

[barsteward]

Can I come in the car

only if you clean the mess up afterwards

[Dark Angel]

..but i don't have an army of minions like you

...It's only a very small army!

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Fook me - t'only thing wuss than a tart is a fookin' jealous tart...!

..Get fookin' bike sorted...!!!

[Mister Majestik]

Go on then,


put me down for this one as well,

(wont bother going to see Carole King show)

[Simmo]

Go on then,


put me down for this one as well,

(wont bother going to see Carole King show)

Carole King next week darling !! Suppose you'll be popping in to see your new friends
Monday ! Now you know the way , don't bring your jock mate with you or he may get jealous

[Dark Angel]

(wont bother going to see Carole King show)

Carole King showing her what, exactly...?

[Mister Majestik]

Go on then,


put me down for this one as well,

(wont bother going to see Carole King show)

Carole King next week darling !! Suppose you'll be popping in to see your new friends
Monday ! Now you know the way , don't bring your jock mate with you or he may get jealous

So you up for the run then?

no wonder OB's George raft, digging with you all the time,

cooont

[Mister Majestik]

(wont bother going to see Carole King show)

Carole King is showing her Twat, exactly...?

just for you DA

[Simmo]

Go on then,


put me down for this one as well,

(wont bother going to see Carole King show)

Carole King next week darling !! Suppose you'll be popping in to see your new friends
Monday ! Now you know the way , don't bring your jock mate with you or he may get jealous

So up for the run then?

no wonder OB's George raft, digging with you all the time,

cooont

What ride Galloway forest or boarders

[jono49]

Galloway Forest is close to the Scottish Borders

[Dark Angel]

Carole King is showing her Twat, exactly... just for you DA

...Outrageous..! (Er... can I 'ave yer ticket, then?)

What ride Galloway forest or boarders

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