2018 Borders Gaylords Easter Run 20/21/22 April

[Dark Angel]

What an abso-lutely enthra-a-lling action picture.



Well done!

…Were you moving or was it still on the side stand ?(You were a bit of
a wiz with the old “Photoshop”, if I recall correctly!)

[bluegas]

if its not fully embraced mebbes we could "amalgamate" with some other "clubs" not just to make up the numbers, but to inject some intelligent, witty banter and actually witness godly riding skills. Hmmmm, just a thought jono. Mind you, that'll put the Crosstourer forum out of consideration.....

You rang?

The Dyslexic Riding Dog
aka GOAT (Grumpiest Of All Time)

I for one would just like to say back to the Fatbert avatar

[jono49]

Oh Fook! I knew it would court disaster the talk of amalgamation and was a bad ohmen...hark the prince of Darkness has arrived

[Dark Angel]

Prince o' the nicked avatar, more like!

[Barrie]

Oh Fook! I knew it would court disaster the talk of amalgamation and was a bad ohmen...hark the prince of Darkness has arrived

Ohmen? Is that some kind of new electrical unit?

[T.Murphy aka Tim]

Oh Fook! I knew it would court disaster the talk of amalgamation and was a bad ohmen...hark the prince of Darkness has arrived

Ohmen? Is that some kind of new electrical unit?

Barrie, let it go, this elecktrical stuff. Just let it fookin go. Ya retired now and ya Cert's are all out of date.

While you're here then and being as most peeps having been locked out of the Dark Side unless they pay money, ( even for accessing information such as Bird problems and solutions which were freely donated by donors from the past ), have fooked off to anywhere else (bar here ) how's Partimepilot these days eh?

I have lost track of the good peeps that may or may not be over there, although for my sins I"see" a few on FBook. I must admit, they seem to be changed personalities who have lost that spark. Poor old Lumpy for example, a shadow of his former self, no bile, no insults, no vile, foul language, just polite and helpful yet occasionally gentle sarcy comments. It's just not right. It's like they're all them patients in that Oregon Mental Hostipal with Jack Nicholson.

Oh what is the world coming to eh.

(Then a coont from a Crossdressing Forum sticks his head in . We're fookin doomed)

Regards to Neil Barrie.

Its good to waffle now and agearn, sorry.

[jono49]

It's the Cabin fever that does it.....

[Dark Angel]

It's the Cabin fever that does it.....

Yeh… That’s ifya c’n GET a fookin cabin…



…or even a recommen-fookin-dation!

Coont!

Its good to waffle now and agearn...

…An’ YOU, Murphy, c’n go ‘n’ butt-fuck yersen vigorously wi’ a wire brush!!

"cheap but luxurious digs dead near Jono" Google is ya friend.

…Apparently, Google are fully-aware o’ Jono’s doggin’ habits!

[jono49]

Bastid.........Just pissed mesel BTW there's 7 rooms laft at the Buccleugh

[Dark Angel]

... there's 7 rooms laft at the Buccleugh

...Yeh - I bin there...!

[Fatbert]

Photoshop?

How very dare you Eric!

As if I would stoop so low.................!

[Fatbert]

Photoshop? As if....!

[Dark Angel]

Photoshop?

How very dare you Eric!

As if I could ever lean the bike so low without fallin' on me BTM................!

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I know, I know!



I can see from the pic that you’re the most upright rider in the bunch –
obviously, yer doin' that ter stop' it from spinnin' up the rear- good onya!

At least you’re on the bike, not in a portaloo or waddever they call 'em –
- but how long ago was the pic taken?

Just askin' as your Viffer1200 looks vastly different from others I’ve seen!

[Fatbert]

Eric my dear old fellow

The old trick of quoting then altering the text is soooooooooo .....IXXRA c.1990"s

It's almost as dated as flared trousers, Ben Sherman Shirt, 3 week old Pepperami's, racing round the Nurburgring and hiding behind hotel bedroom curtains waiting to jump out on an unsuspecting target... you know who you are!

You really should know better LOL

Yes that is my CrossDresser (with me in the saddle) in the picture taken in Austria last year en route to the Stelvio. Mine's a 2013 DCT CrossDresser

However, as you have accurately spotted, the other bikes in the photo has been "'artificially inserted" - a term used by veterinary surgeons when checking Phylis Doris Prostate gland!

As for spinning up .... it this some knitting or macrame term?

Modern machinery nowadays have things like Traction Control (button shown below) that prevents such amateur practices happening.

Talking of which, remember when one would hit the kill switch - wait for 5 seconds - fire it back on and see how many sets of dentures the old wrinklies at the bus stop would spit out in sheer terror?

I also remember those juvenile antics

Twas always better at night cos sometime you could shoot flames out both the Bird's zorsts at the same time

Almost as old as AOL Chatrooms on a Sunday evening thick with plotting and counter-plotting

Happy Daze

Nowadays we have Twitter and FaceBook

The youngsters really have no idea do they?

Said Traction Control button below.
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[Barrie]

Oh Fook! I knew it would court disaster the talk of amalgamation and was a bad ohmen...hark the prince of Darkness has arrived

Ohmen? Is that some kind of new electrical unit?

Barrie, let it go, this elecktrical stuff. Just let it fookin go. Ya retired now and ya Cert's are all out of date.

While you're here then and being as most peeps having been locked out of the Dark Side unless they pay money, ( even for accessing information such as Bird problems and solutions which were freely donated by donors from the past ), have fooked off to anywhere else (bar here ) how's Partimepilot these days eh?

I have lost track of the good peeps that may or may not be over there, although for my sins I"see" a few on FBook. I must admit, they seem to be changed personalities who have lost that spark. Poor old Lumpy for example, a shadow of his former self, no bile, no insults, no vile, foul language, just polite and helpful yet occasionally gentle sarcy comments. It's just not right. It's like they're all them patients in that Oregon Mental Hostipal with Jack Nicholson.

Oh what is the world coming to eh.

(Then a coont from a Crossdressing Forum sticks his head in . We're fookin doomed)

Regards to Neil Barrie.

Its good to waffle now and agearn, sorry.

Hi, Tim,
Yes, I'm retired but friends and family wont let my tools go rusty.
Neil, Parttimepilot, is okay thanks. I'll tell him you were asking about him.
"The Dark Side" What a crock of shite that turned out to be. I catch up with Lumpy every now and again on the Pan European FB page.
I hope to catch up with you on some ride-outs this year so be warned, I expect you to moderate your speed so an old fart can keep up.
Take care.

[jono49]

Poor Lumpy he really belongs on here doesn't he

[smileymiley]

Who'd have thought it...
I'm in...
Booked in the bucolic arms!
Looking forward to the

[smileymiley]

Jono....
Put the names down who're on this exiting

Ta

[bluegas]

Nice one Mr Smiley, be good to see you........and Mrs Smiley too?

[Dark Angel]

You really should know better LOL

DAY-vid, David, David. It would be churlish of me not to bow to your greatness.

In fact, I should say it IS churlish of me not to bow to your greatness.

I ain’t gonna do it ‘cos I DO know better, ya coont.

Nice to see yer lyrical waxin’s still high quality, though – an’ I just
lu-u-u-urve the button pic.


Amazingly - if ever I get to see one in real life - I just know it will remind me of you …

[jono49]

[Fatbert]

DAY-vid, David, David. It would be churlish of me not to bow to your greatness.

I ain’t gonna do it ‘cos I DO know better, ya coont. Even though you remain high of the list of prize coonts.......

Nice to see yer lyrical waxin’s still high quality, though – an’ I just
lu-u-u-urve the button pic.

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See ? It's easy to adapt the html coding

Having said that about being a prize cooont, I love to listen to a true professional coooont...........

so please continue ....!


Hands up all those who like to listen to a professional cooont like Eric
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[T.Murphy aka Tim]

booked into Beuccleuh Hotel for Thurs, Friday and Saturday night.

sorry about the trimmings Eric.

[T.Murphy aka Tim]

Eric my dear old fellow

The old trick of quoting then altering the text is soooooooooo .....IXXRA c.1990"s

It's almost as dated as flared trousers, Ben Sherman Shirt, 3 week old Pepperami's, racing round the Nurburgring and hiding behind hotel bedroom curtains waiting to jump out on an unsuspecting target... you know who you are!

You really should know better LOL

Yes that is my CrossDresser (with me in the saddle) in the picture taken in Austria last year en route to the Stelvio. Mine's a 2013 DCT CrossDresser

However, as you have accurately spotted, the other bikes in the photo has been "'artificially inserted" - a term used by veterinary surgeons when checking Phylis Doris Prostate gland!

As for spinning up .... it this some knitting or macrame term?

Modern machinery nowadays have things like Traction Control (button shown below) that prevents such amateur practices happening.

Talking of which, remember when one would hit the kill switch - wait for 5 seconds - fire it back on and see how many sets of dentures the old wrinklies at the bus stop would spit out in sheer terror?

I also remember those juvenile antics

Twas always better at night cos sometime you could shoot flames out both the Bird's zorsts at the same time

Almost as old as AOL Chatrooms on a Sunday evening thick with plotting and counter-plotting

Happy Daze

Nowadays we have Twitter and FaceBook

The youngsters really have no idea do they?

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'Ark at fekkin Swiss Tony

[jono49]

booked into Beuccleuh Hotel for Thurs, Friday and Saturday night.

sorry about the trimmings Eric.

Did ya remember to Book yer Kippers up front.....Caused some major chaos last time that Eric did