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barsteward wrote:OK, give us a meeting place and I'll see what I can do.
Coontybolix, what a sad fookin life you lead. I'll post some vid footage next week of the last ride you missed out on in Wales, you'll wet yer sen,the roads were empty
barsteward wrote: My wife can do the shopping and blow on her own fookin chips at the same time ambi, Amby, oh fook it, she's good with both hands and I'm a proper northern biker..........BOSS In me own house
jono49 wrote:Absolutely stunning day Les and the weather gods played the game with us and thanks for the demo on Hartside
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQR0ggA ... e=youtu.be
T.Murphy wrote:barsteward wrote: My wife can do the shopping and blow on her own fookin chips at the same time ambi, Amby, oh fook it, she's good with both hands and I'm a proper northern biker..........BOSS In me own house
You dense, thick as a gurkha's turd twat. "T'old lady" is NOT my wife ( I wouldn't be alive if I called her that !) T'old lady in question is my 96 year old neighbour now residing down the road in a home. She hates the snap down there and is fading away slowly , BUT she will demolish a portion of fish and chips I bring her, most fookin Saturday afternoon.
So fook you Mr barsteward. Wales was it?! Hah....not exactly up North as you'd indicated was it ya dithering cnut.
jono49 wrote:Well time to do a summary of our splendid rideout last Saturday all comms were texts and calls on the Moby''s (Senapod free rideout) after looking at Les's post in the morning and using my built in Twat-nav and local knowledge I quickly calculated where we would meet (Eamont Bridge) a quick call when I arrived and surprised he answered immediately "Where are ya Les".........I'm in a layby at Shap, I caught some fookin Hardleys up and there must be 200 of the fookers I'll set off now they should be out of me road now?
Aye he was right I met the sad Bastids last year as well but I was luckily going the other way anyroad arrive he did..
After a quick tab he was ready for the off again, and onto hartside for Lunch I was starving
After a lengthy lunch stop, we were off to Kielder in a one go trying to cram in as much as we could in one day
We took some pics at the dam end for a change, and studied the layout and how the overflow worked etc, (Just like to budding engineers would)
Then we were off to the cafe for some caffeine intake and nearlt forgot some pics!!!
Then we headed west a bit to our favourite section of road Soughtrees to Bonchester bridge when we were half way Les had to stop and take in the views..
And I must admit these are my favourite bits in the borders
Then we pushed on to Hawick and arrived at 4.30pm leaving 1/2 an hour to study the Steve Hislop and Jimmy Guthrie rooms, and forgot to take some pics
Err I didn't
It was then decided that we head south and make a bit of progress for his long trip home! so we took the A7 south and with a slight de-tour due to Road closure, we deviated slightly and were back on track for Les's long haul south at Hollows mill ( find that on yer Twat-nav) we shook hands and agreed we both had a cracking day and would text when he got back.....I won't tell that big coont what happened at the pub no matter how much he calls me tomorrow
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