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Jaws wrote:aj wrote: john.. recently done that trip down center west to malaga... friggin awsome stuff to ride on...
will be back to do sierra nevedas on next visit....does david have a facebook page...???
regards
aj
Yes mate.. https://www.facebook.com/davidtomsphotographer?fref=ts
Jaws wrote:Sorry.. just noticed mate.. it is Marbella he lives at
T.Murphy wrote:Jaws wrote:Sorry.. just noticed mate.. it is Marbella he lives at
For a seasoned world traveller like barsteward, that is a mere trifle...If he plots into his Shat Nav, Todmorden as his destination then as sure as I'm a cnut, he'll drive straight through Marbella.
I hope, whilst he's away, that he has thought about Security at his Todmordian Summer Residence?
Akuji wrote:jono49 wrote:It's got feck all to do with Age, it's comes with owning a portapotty! and I'm sure that Akuji hankers after one and one of them big american jobbies too!
Not a fookin chance, i ain't no pikey. There is no way on earth i'll be emptying out my own turds whilst on hols That's why they invented hotels
Jaws wrote:Where abouts in Beni are you gonna plot up ? We have about 40 members of Motorhome Fun doted all around the place at the moment !
We are on the ferry on Wednesday.. But heading straight down to 30 miles below Cadiz for a couple of months..
Having said that there is a massive MH at the end of March at Beni so might head there for that
barsteward wrote:Jaws wrote:Where abouts in Beni are you gonna plot up ? We have about 40 members of Motorhome Fun doted all around the place at the moment !
We are on the ferry on Wednesday.. But heading straight down to 30 miles below Cadiz for a couple of months..
Having said that there is a massive MH at the end of March at Beni so might head there for that
Hi John,
I'm on the Raco camp site, met one or two of the Funsters briefly, been doing pretty much are own thing so far.
No firm plans, playing it by ear but the temptation of free drinks for our entire stay may prove too much to resist.
Jaws wrote:If you bump in to any of em pass on my regards mate.. They all know me as Jaws anyway
Tip ! Avoid the piss ups with them .. It was not until we started doing the funster meets I found out I can do a litre of scotch in one night !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But if you turn up at Zahora ( where we buy scotch as £3.00 a bottle ) I will be happy to feed you until you drop !!!!
barsteward wrote:Akuji wrote:jono49 wrote:It's got feck all to do with Age, it's comes with owning a portapotty! and I'm sure that Akuji hankers after one and one of them big american jobbies too!
Not a fookin chance, i ain't no pikey. There is no way on earth i'll be emptying out my own turds whilst on hols That's why they invented hotels
So if yer not a "pikey" what the fook are you?
The only difference between a "tramper" and a "pikey" is the Turd of the "pikey is conveniently stored overnight and then thrown away with the rest of the shite.
ie it doesn't get back behind the wheel and act like a coont
Jaws wrote:If you bump in to any of em pass on my regards mate.. They all know me as Jaws anyway
Tip ! Avoid the piss ups with them .. It was not until we started doing the funster meets I found out I can do a litre of scotch in one night !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But if you turn up at Zahora ( where we buy scotch as £3.00 a bottle ) I will be happy to feed you until you drop !!!!
Akuji wrote:barsteward wrote:Akuji wrote:jono49 wrote:It's got feck all to do with Age, it's comes with owning a portapotty! and I'm sure that Akuji hankers after one and one of them big american jobbies too!
Not a fookin chance, i ain't no pikey. There is no way on earth i'll be emptying out my own turds whilst on hols That's why they invented hotels
So if yer not a "pikey" what the fook are you?
The only difference between a "tramper" and a "pikey" is the Turd of the "pikey is conveniently stored overnight and then thrown away with the rest of the shite.
ie it doesn't get back behind the wheel and act like a coont
erm but you do just that
barsteward wrote:Akuji wrote:barsteward wrote:Akuji wrote:jono49 wrote:It's got feck all to do with Age, it's comes with owning a portapotty! and I'm sure that Akuji hankers after one and one of them big american jobbies too!
Not a fookin chance, i ain't no pikey. There is no way on earth i'll be emptying out my own turds whilst on hols That's why they invented hotels
So if yer not a "pikey" what the fook are you?
The only difference between a "tramper" and a "pikey" is the Turd of the "pikey is conveniently stored overnight and then thrown away with the rest of the shite.
ie it doesn't get back behind the wheel and act like a coont
erm but you do just that
How very disappointing Akoojikoo, is that the best you can come up with seems like I need some bigger maggots
barsteward wrote:Jaws wrote:Think I've got the message UK Bill was sporting a very nice black eye, can't imagine how it happened but I believe alcohol was involved
barsteward wrote:Yes,as Coontybolix says it's been the usual Barsteward saga
Got to Folkestone late evening, pitch black and lashing it down with rain.
Was just glad to get parked up on the sea front and get my head down, parking up up a few yards beyond what at night looked like a derelict building near docklands.
I was awoken around midnight with car doors banging young'uns shouting and very load constant Boom! boom! Boom in the background, opened the blinds to see the derelict building was a fookin disco on a Friday and Saturday night which continued until after 4.00am. Needless to say by this time I was not "flavour of the day" with Sue to top that off whilst walking the dog the next morning around 10am I was suddenly hit by the fact the cheap, peaceful nights wild camping was about to cost me £8.00 in parking charges cos I was parked right underneath their fookin camara.
Daylight
Viiew from cab window
You couldn't make it up......could yer
Any way, nice sunshine when we got to the tunnel and everything went without a hitch, 35 mins later drove off the train in Calais and decided to make for the Aire on the docks about 15 mins away. It was by now dark and began raining, the wind was also getting up a bit... Buy the time we got to the Aire I swear it was as fookin Hurracain! The rain lashed it down all night and the pottie was being buffeted about like a rocking horse.
Calais around midnight after the worst of the rain.
After another sleepless night the atmosphere could have been cut by a knife as we set off for Rouen at 6.30am. In my wisdom I had set the satnav to avoid toll roads and after about 60 miles the sun came out and the ice and snow on the winding French country roads was beginning to melt Sue was so relieved she actually extracted the hatched she had embedded in my cranium earlier in the morning. :mFrgreen:
Day break on the 28th
I will continue the travelsaga later (stick around cos things do get better) I am having to do this on my Ipone which is a ball ache, the reason being my laptop is still being repaired in a benidorm shop I had loaded the laptop with all the info etc that I needed for the journey.
In true Barsteward style I left it on charge Christmas Eve to ensure it was fully charged for Boxing Day departure and promptly went out to celebrate Christmas with some friends....... Can any one guess "What Happens Next"
Yes!!! Yes!!!... You guessed on my return (pissed) I tripped over the wire which pulled the laptop off the table as the cable tangled around my ankle it threw me off balance and I trod on the screen.
Anyone want to ride with me in the summer.
Laptop repaired and decent internet conection for the moment so will continue shortly
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