bluegas wrote:Dark Angel wrote:bluegas wrote:See that Phyllis Doris..........she goes on Facebook quite a bit......
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Look, you Futhermuckers . Phylis Doris has never been in any doubt about the shallowness of Facebook and its ilk, so its not a case of "her" being hoisted by her own petard as she too is a shallow twat and not afraid to say so. Her and Facebook are suited. Full of singular, momentary, narcissistic comments immediately forgotten once read and with no continuity. "ooh, look at me...I'm at Kostas on my bike" "Please fukkin share or plague and pestilence will descend on your home, turn your coffee into soda crystals and warp your CD collection"
At least Facebook keeps what Jono rightly calls Jezza candidates in one safe place as Forums are too time consuming, complicated and require thoughtful input as well as a good basic grasp of the Inglish language, attributes they are all fekkin devoid of. ( you ever looked at someones profile after initially and momentarily thinking you have something in common only to step back in horror when you see hes a complete bunglecunt?)
Could Phylis Doris have written all the above out on FB? Course not, no time, no inclination and a vaccuous audience to boot.
as an aside, I will probably look at FB several times or more today due to it being so fekkin easy to just glance at ya phone which is always at hand and tap an icon. in out, bish bosh done, couple of video clips, interesting or funny, raised eyebrows at a few fuktards and phone back in pocket. Here on IXXRA I doubt Ill get back for a while due to not having and needing time to sit down, get me "device" out, switch it on, log on, etc, etc.
I'm on a roll now so indulge me. "Devices". Tablets, android phones, laptops and PC's. As the technology has improved, my internet behaviour has deteriorated or dumbed down. When I only had a PC Id spend more quality time on t'Interweb than I do these days, flitting aimlessly around ( hardly call it browsing). I used to enjoy doing long winded Ride Reports, posting pics and having written proper conversations with like minded cnuts. These days I cant be arsed, got photos all over the fookin place badly disorganised on different devices, one fingered typing on a tablet is not very ergonomic along with the battery power longevity of a non-Duracelled vibrator doesnt encourage long winded shite like this.
So, to summarise, Phylis Doris is a twat with the rest of them, I am not.